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      02-09-2022, 01:28 PM   #36873
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What does it mean when people send me memes like this?
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      02-09-2022, 06:37 PM   #36877
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What does it mean when people send me memes like this?
Reckless drivers don't last long.
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      02-09-2022, 06:58 PM   #36878
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yep ...
Now that is funny and brings back a memory:

I was heading to Colorado on my BMW K-RS sport bike with a tank bag and roll bag strapped to the rear seat for a two week trip.

While stopped at a rest station, a gentleman came out of his RV and started to chat about bikes and asked me where I was going.

Pointing to my luggage, he said: "Is that it?' I said sure. I have my riding suit and who cares what I wear as long as it's clean as I would do my daily laundry at a motel. ( Pair of jeans, shorts, t-shirts, fleece, sandals and runners.)

Nobody sees you wearing the same thing, right? Underwears? Bought cheap six packs at Wal-Mart. Wear'em, toss'em.

Anyway, we had a funny conversation about his wife filling the RV with clothes she would never wear...

And since it's the LOL thread...


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      02-10-2022, 01:03 AM   #36879
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Miss Lady Jane, I'm going to need advice on the women I pick ...
Which Jane would you like to talk too?

Miss Goody-Two-Shoes or the Trouble Maker?

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Tough choice I think both ... but let me consult with my doctor, doctor Jekyll !
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