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      08-05-2016, 02:53 PM   #36719
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We'd quit if you didn't love it so much. Belgie be like:
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      08-05-2016, 03:59 PM   #36720
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shoei - Fuq'r!! You'll be sitting in the lazy boy right beside me in that home!!
Well yeah... When I come during visiting hours so I can get your signature on all paperwork to sign over everything to me...
Age is relative

We've done this math, remember?!?!

AND....the long life genetics in my family are STRONG
Maybe you should stop calculating with an abacus then...

And your strong long life gene is offset by the amount of bbq you inhale...
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      08-05-2016, 04:21 PM   #36721
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We'd quit if you didn't love it so much. Belgie be like:
I'm pulling legs from the US guys !
But you are right brother , because I recognize myself in your pic..
In the egg I was banned , came out the egg after 6 weeks and I flew straight back on OT !
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      08-05-2016, 04:23 PM   #36722
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shoei I do love me some BBQ

It's a slide rule calculator...Jeez, get the facts straight.
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      08-05-2016, 04:58 PM   #36723
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Gotta be old to know of slide rule, gotta be ancient to know how to USE slide rule.......and to think they sent men to the moon using them.
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      08-05-2016, 05:07 PM   #36724
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Oh yeah! Boys be riding in comfort this weekend!
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      08-05-2016, 05:07 PM   #36725
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08njSTEP - what's your point?!?!

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      08-05-2016, 05:13 PM   #36726
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      08-05-2016, 05:16 PM   #36727
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Just sayin'........I'm old enough that I almost know how to use one.
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      08-05-2016, 05:21 PM   #36728
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Oh yeah! Boys be riding in comfort this weekend!
Um. Eww. Redefines "nutsack". Put my nutsack in a nutsack, yo!
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Key hole comfort????? What does that mean? Sounds like gay code to me. Not sayin' anything about your life choices......just sayin
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Keyhole=Butthole? Dude, those slips must be xxx-rated
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Um. Eww. Redefines "nutsack". Put my nutsack in a nutsack, yo!
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Keyhole=Butthole? Dude, those slips must be xxx-rated
I feel sorry for all of you who have resigned to wear normal, featureless underwear. I hope you sit on your balls at some point in the day tomorrow.
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Yeah my drawers don't provide key hole comfort....and I'm fine with that.
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Yeah my drawers don't provide key hole comfort....and I'm fine with that.
Look at how sad your drawers are....

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I'll be at a wedding. Thanks for the invite though!
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I'll be at a wedding. Thanks for the invite though!
Sup?!

How's the 'other' car
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      08-05-2016, 10:27 PM   #36738
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Didn't you already do that
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I think i went to cars and coffee this morning, but i may have been dreaming. I question the reality of this experience because there were several mustangs there and when they left, none of them crashed, clipped one another or hit any pedestrians. Not even a toe was run over by them. ???

I'm so confused.
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