[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

jtodd_fl Some time back another member was trying to get us to switch to some type of boxer brief that would "change our lives", do you recall this conversation and what brand they were talking about?

Whatever you two scamps decide to do, don't go with the Fire Crotch brand.
Waaaayyyyy too many problems and recalls.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I don't, but I recall gussets... they had nut gussets.

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Whatever you two scamps decide to do, don't go with the Fire Crotch brand.
Waaaayyyyy too many problems and recalls.

Ok, so out in God's country, Montana, i'm stuck in Bozeman for about a full day with nothing to do. The wife makes me try on some clothes at this place. I freak out a little bit because i'm now wearing a size 32 pant, but that's not the point. The point is, the sales girl there was talking about this underwear brand they carry that will "change my life". It's called "my package". Specifically, My Package, weekday boxer briefs. She went on to tell me about how there is a little pouch for my junk and that when you sit down, they pouch kind of pulls everything up out of the way. bla bla bla.....

I told her the same thing i told the dude on here about how i didn't want to spend another $500 - $1000 switching up my underwear brand because i had just done that with Under Armor Charged cotton boxer briefs. Then the sales dude shows up and says the same thing and tells me how they changed his life. He says "not even lying, i'm wearing them right now, they are all i've worn since i first tried them." Fine, i'll try a pair out for $32.

I decided to put them to the test on the following day traveling from Bozeman to Minneapolis and then from Minneapolis to Tampa. Well, i just order 5 more of them on Amazon for about $20 a pop. They are pretty sweet. I want to do laundry tonight just so i can wear them tomorrow.

Anyway, i figured some of you guys (or gals) would be interested in scooping up my current underwear collection that i'm selling on eBay. I'll post a link to the auction once it's up. lol

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ok, so out in God's country, Montana, i'm stuck in Bozeman for about a full day with nothing to do. The wife makes me try on some clothes at this place. I freak out a little bit because i'm now wearing a size 32 pant, but that's not the point. The point is, the sales girl there was talking about this underwear brand they carry that will "change my life". It's called "my package". Specifically, My Package, weekday boxer briefs. She went on to tell me about how there is a little pouch for my junk and that when you sit down, they pouch kind of pulls everything up out of the way. bla bla bla.....

I told her the same thing i told the dude on here about how i didn't want to spend another $500 - $1000 switching up my underwear brand because i had just done that with Under Armor Charged cotton boxer briefs. Then the sales dude shows up and says the same thing and tells me how they changed his life. He says "not even lying, i'm wearing them right now, they are all i've worn since i first tried them." Fine, i'll try a pair out for $32.

I decided to put them to the test on the following day traveling from Bozeman to Minneapolis and then from Minneapolis to Tampa. Well, i just order 5 more of them on Amazon for about $20 a pop. They are pretty sweet. I want to do laundry tonight just so i can wear them tomorrow.

Anyway, i figured some of you guys (or gals) would be interested in scooping up my current underwear collection that i'm selling on eBay. I'll post a link to the auction once it's up. lol

OK... not how I expected that post to end.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

OK... not how I expected that post to end.

Dead serious about everything but the last part.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ok, so out in God's country, Montana, i'm stuck in Bozeman for about a full day with nothing to do. The wife makes me try on some clothes at this place. I freak out a little bit because i'm now wearing a size 32 pant, but that's not the point. The point is, the sales girl there was talking about this underwear brand they carry that will "change my life". It's called "my package". Specifically, My Package, weekday boxer briefs. She went on to tell me about how there is a little pouch for my junk and that when you sit down, they pouch kind of pulls everything up out of the way. bla bla bla.....

I told her the same thing i told the dude on here about how i didn't want to spend another $500 - $1000 switching up my underwear brand because i had just done that with Under Armor Charged cotton boxer briefs. Then the sales dude shows up and says the same thing and tells me how they changed his life. He says "not even lying, i'm wearing them right now, they are all i've worn since i first tried them." Fine, i'll try a pair out for $32.

I decided to put them to the test on the following day traveling from Bozeman to Minneapolis and then from Minneapolis to Tampa. Well, i just order 5 more of them on Amazon for about $20 a pop. They are pretty sweet. I want to do laundry tonight just so i can wear them tomorrow.

Anyway, i figured some of you guys (or gals) would be interested in scooping up my current underwear collection that i'm selling on eBay. I'll post a link to the auction once it's up. lol

Now I'm just scared.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Dead serious about everything but the last part.

Are they like bras? Circumference and cup size separate? Do they make 34DDDD standard?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Are they like bras? Circumference and cup size separate? Do they make 34 BIG BALLER standard?

FTFY

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Are they like bras? Circumference and cup size separate? Do they make 34DDDD standard?

34EEE is standard in Montana. Ft Myers might be 34B as a standard. Not sure.

But its funny you say that because they sales girl and guy kept saying they're like a bra for your boys.

But it's a bra for your junk, not just your boys. Super comfortable, no need to adjust things, feels like you're wearing boxer briefs but everything stays in place. Fabric is very thin and feels like sueded cotton, but finer.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ok, so out in God's country, Montana, i'm stuck in Bozeman for about a full day with nothing to do. The wife makes me try on some clothes at this place. I freak out a little bit because i'm now wearing a size 32 pant, but that's not the point. The point is, the sales girl there was talking about this underwear brand they carry that will "change my life". It's called "my package". Specifically, My Package, weekday boxer briefs. She went on to tell me about how there is a little pouch for my junk and that when you sit down, they pouch kind of pulls everything up out of the way. bla bla bla.....

I told her the same thing i told the dude on here about how i didn't want to spend another $500 - $1000 switching up my underwear brand because i had just done that with Under Armor Charged cotton boxer briefs. Then the sales dude shows up and says the same thing and tells me how they changed his life. He says "not even lying, i'm wearing them right now, they are all i've worn since i first tried them." Fine, i'll try a pair out for $32.

I decided to put them to the test on the following day traveling from Bozeman to Minneapolis and then from Minneapolis to Tampa. Well, i just order 5 more of them on Amazon for about $20 a pop. They are pretty sweet. I want to do laundry tonight just so i can wear them tomorrow.

Anyway, i figured some of you guys (or gals) would be interested in scooping up my current underwear collection that i'm selling on eBay. I'll post a link to the auction once it's up. lol

Screw your used boxer collection (though I know shoei might be interested for sniffing purposes), I'm fittna purchase the life changing nut blankets

Holla at cha boi

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Screw your used boxer collection (though I know shoei might be interested for sniffing purposes), I'm fittna purchase the life changing nut blankets

Holla at cha boi

I heard he picked up that habit in prison.

[swagon]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ok, so out in God's country, Montana, i'm stuck in Bozeman for about a full day with nothing to do. The wife makes me try on some clothes at this place. I freak out a little bit because i'm now wearing a size 32 pant, but that's not the point. The point is, the sales girl there was talking about this underwear brand they carry that will "change my life". It's called "my package". Specifically, My Package, weekday boxer briefs. She went on to tell me about how there is a little pouch for my junk and that when you sit down, they pouch kind of pulls everything up out of the way. bla bla bla.....

I told her the same thing i told the dude on here about how i didn't want to spend another $500 - $1000 switching up my underwear brand because i had just done that with Under Armor Charged cotton boxer briefs. Then the sales dude shows up and says the same thing and tells me how they changed his life. He says "not even lying, i'm wearing them right now, they are all i've worn since i first tried them." Fine, i'll try a pair out for $32.

I decided to put them to the test on the following day traveling from Bozeman to Minneapolis and then from Minneapolis to Tampa. Well, i just order 5 more of them on Amazon for about $20 a pop. They are pretty sweet. I want to do laundry tonight just so i can wear them tomorrow.

Anyway, i figured some of you guys (or gals) would be interested in scooping up my current underwear collection that i'm selling on eBay. I'll post a link to the auction once it's up. lol

I got afraid it was going to turn into something gay when the sales dude entered the scene. I was glad it did not. But only until the last paragraph.

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You might want to check out reddit.com/r/usedpanties. $20 is $20.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Screw your used boxer collection (though I know shoei might be interested for sniffing purposes), I'm fittna purchase the life changing nut blankets

Holla at cha boi

I know he'll at the very least want a pic of me in the new ones.

[Mr Tonka]

lol.... i literally just got an email from eBay titled, "Discover the unexpected at live auctions!" haha

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

lol.... i literally just got an email from eBay titled, "Discover the unexpected at live auctions!" haha

Be sure that no hairy crotch is visible, otherwise the auction would be cancelled

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I know he'll at the very least want a pic of me in the new ones.

I'm still traumatized over your moose knuckle photos you used to post on the regular...

Until your wife found out...

[Axius]

Oooooooooo, do we need to have a glutes rematch?



Nah nevermind, it's even more dudes lingering around here than before. I'm out.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oooooooooo, do we need to have a glutes rematch?



Nah nevermind, it's even more dudes lingering around here than before. I'm out.

So glad you came to your senses... Jeebus crisco, wtf were you thinking for a minute there?!!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

So glad you came to your senses... Jeebus crisco, wtf were you thinking for a minute there?!!

That Lups was still participating in this thread.



Guess it's back to cleaning her pool naked for the millionth time. Oh wait, no I think I quit that job. Can't remember. I'll do it anyways.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Be sure that no hairy crotch is visible, otherwise the auction would be cancelled

Stragglers

L
O
L

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

I'm still traumatized over your moose knuckle photos you used to post on the regular...

Until your wife found out...

lol She's still none the wiser and she'll never find out about us!

Originally Posted by Axius

Oooooooooo, do we need to have a glutes rematch?



Nah nevermind, it's even more dudes lingering around here than before. I'm out.

You don't want to go there. I've been putting in the work.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I know he'll at the very least want a pic of me in the new ones.

paging Lups

[Biorin]

Hello!