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      08-02-2016, 04:08 PM   #36565
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what's going on with this alex shit??

brief me plz...
Philippe had a gay crush on a dude.
He didn't know it.
Then he did know it.
Still has crush, but only based on stored 2D spankbank images.
They had a 9 month affair before Philippe discovered the penis.

You may search for C5driver that is his "girlfriend"
That was probably the closest cliffnotes you are gonna get...

Except, no matter how many times we all dropped hints, no matter how many times alex posted pics of HIM shooting or HIM at the gym, good ole belgie refused to let go of the dream that alex was his avi pic of a hot blonde... Be like you thinking jtodd really is the - "can you not?" little girl, or RJ is really a turtle and axius really is a brunette looking chick... It was the most ridiculous saga basically...
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Wait, does this mean YOU are a girl? I mean, you did just post this pic? And no, I won't be saving this... do you have a raised floor, liquid cooled server room for your porn stash? I feel like you might.
Because I knew this day would come...Judgment day !!!
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The true story in short..
True for a moment , till I saw his big feet ...And thought he can walk over water .
Think..You don't know the whole story about the confusion with Alex..
He was first posting pics from a chick with a gun in front of damn good looking boobs , I still have that picture "TODAY" because I stored it .
All this happend while I received PM's from people that sad to me that they met "in person" not Alex but it was actually "Alexis" and that she looked breathtaking..
So...Yes for a moment I thought is it a she or a he , because Alex posted also a pic from a nice looking lady with sunglasses in the "OFFICIAL* Snapshot of the Day" thread and showed a beautiful ring with a diamond with the text ...Bought a ring .
So yeah...For a moment I was like ...I don't know it anymore

Proof ?
Here is the pic..
Bro...

ever heard of google image search?

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Bro...

ever heard of google image search?

Yes , but the data was removed ,at least at that moment .
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      08-02-2016, 04:22 PM   #36569
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Because I knew this day would come...Judgment day !!!
Mmmm hmmm... sure that is why you have the picture still. How's that "tennis elbow"?
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Mmmm hmmm... sure that is why you have the picture still. How's that "tennis elbow"?
No , it's my left knee .
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Because I knew this day would come...Judgment day !!!
Mmmm hmmm... sure that is why you have the picture still. How's that "tennis elbow"?
That picture sure came up mighty fast, didn't it?

Wondering if it looks similar to this in his house....
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Because I knew this day would come...Judgment day !!!
Mmmm hmmm... sure that is why you have the picture still. How's that "tennis elbow"?
That picture sure came up mighty fast, didn't it?

Wondering if it looks similar to this in his house....
Cute pad! I have a similar setup, but instead of the portrait, it's just a wall mural. Hard to find affordable portrait artists these days.
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That picture sure came up mighty fast, didn't it?

Wondering if it looks similar to this in his house....
That pic is actually not complete !
You need to add your balls brother ..
EDIT: On the right side of the pic I see a blonde..Must be Sara .
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That was probably the closest cliffnotes you are gonna get...

Except, no matter how many times we all dropped hints, no matter how many times alex posted pics of HIM shooting or HIM at the gym, good ole belgie refused to let go of the dream that alex was his avi pic of a hot blonde... Be like you thinking jtodd really is the - "can you not?" little girl, or RJ is really a turtle and axius really is a brunette looking chick... It was the most ridiculous saga basically...
Whoa, whoa, whoa... I'll have you know I'm actually a sad turtle in a threesome, thank you very much.

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That pic is actually not complete !
You need to add your balls brother ..
Wait, you have a shrine to shoei 's balls?

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Cute pad! I have a similar setup, but instead of the portrait, it's just a wall mural. Hard to find affordable portrait artists these days.
It is far more convenient and economical to display them as a skin suit. Taxidermy is also pricey.
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That pic is actually not complete !
You need to add your balls brother ..
Wait, you have a shrine to shoei 's balls?

Don't we all?
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Cute pad! I have a similar setup, but instead of the portrait, it's just a wall mural. Hard to find affordable portrait artists these days.
It is far more convenient and economical to display them as a skin suit. Taxidermy is also pricey.
Ok, Ed Gein. I'm a fan of mummification myself. That way, when the time is right, I can resurrect them back as my beloved Ankh Su Namun using the Book of the Dead, and we can finally be together.
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Wait, you have a shrine to shoei 's balls?

No , shoei came to Belgium to pee in my garden , but lost his balls !
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Hah... I have the tools prepped for my shrine, but no sign of the actual balls yet...

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Don't we all?
Hah... I have the tools prepped for my shrine, but no sign of the actual balls yet...

That's because you're not doing it right. Let me loan you my equipment.
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Belgie and jtodd -guys guys guys, no need to fight over my nutsack... It's already been claimed, I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to take a number and stand in line...

And belgie, I'm a dude... Not that that has stopped you before but just letting it be known...
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I'm not sure what is the exact reason, but, to me, ///Mr. Belgium comes off a creepy dude...



Sorry, mate.
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You know I always believed everything.... guess this world is predicated on lies and BS. I was taken just like you Axius and it is for that reason I don't believe I will see jellyfish. Rather I suspect jellyrolls and that is not something to brag about. Somebeach!
The jellies are everywhere, I'm telling you dude!


Also, there were a couple manatees, a humpback whale, and Jabba the hut that washed up on shore also. Quite the scenery on these east coast beaches.

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I have you saved as GoatFarts McGee

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Yeah...Confusion allover the place "WILLIAM"

At least it's only both of us that showed a pic from our "ID" !
Did you saw others WILLIAM ?

Big talk,ass,and BS we see enough on here..Wich means => "WE" are "NO" pussies !
Actually we have balls brother , we are the "balls brothers" !
We are men of our word, Belgie. Erbody else a bunch of talkers that can't walk the walk.

Also, I feel you use quotation marks to patronize me. Stop that
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I'm not sure what is the exact reason, but, to me, ///Mr. Belgium comes off a creepy dude...



Sorry, mate.
Impossible...
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