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      08-02-2016, 11:44 AM   #36521
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      08-02-2016, 11:52 AM   #36522
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OK - this suddenly got more interesting...

True story, I saw a set of wildly careening skid marks on the road that started in one lane and shot across another lane before swerving back into the original lane... sort of a classic over-correct S-shape and the first thought to pop into my head was ... "Mustangs!"
Exactly.

We have a chance to make something happen here. I have helmets and balaclava's. Can anyone see if smoosh is dead?

shoei can help here if he isn't incarcerated any longer.
I wasn't incarcerated !! I see what's going on here... It's the Alzheimer's kicking in...
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      08-02-2016, 11:55 AM   #36523
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I can send you a list of candidates right away.
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      08-02-2016, 12:00 PM   #36524
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      08-02-2016, 12:02 PM   #36525
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Uh, oh, seems that some violence is coming up here...
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      08-02-2016, 12:30 PM   #36526
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I'm alive!!!

Woke up this morning and she was NOWHERE to be found. I'm usually heading out when she's making breakfast. Dead silence today. Probably running around naked in some 7-11 parking lot

I was fucking TERRIFIED I would wake up this morning looking back at my own body, and her standing on the other side of my bed holding a fucking sickle and brewing up some spells. Damn witch. Coincidence that she has red hair? I think not!!

Here's the scene I imagined:



Seriously though, I called her mom and told her to check her daughter into, a) drug rehab; or b) mental health therapist
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      08-02-2016, 12:35 PM   #36527
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So I guess it's true what they say... Evil doesn't die... Considering smoosh is still breathing...
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      08-02-2016, 12:45 PM   #36528
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Grimmey was watching the whole time??? Think I know who ELSE should check into rehab/mental, smoosh
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So I guess it's true what they say... Evil doesn't die... Considering smoosh is still breathing...
if I were going down the tubes, I'd take you down with me

So I can eternally annoy you hahah
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      08-02-2016, 12:50 PM   #36530
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I'm alive!!!

Woke up this morning and she was NOWHERE to be found. I'm usually heading out when she's making breakfast. Dead silence today. Probably running around naked in some 7-11 parking lot

I was fucking TERRIFIED I would wake up this morning looking back at my own body, and her standing on the other side of my bed holding a fucking sickle and brewing up some spells. Damn witch. Coincidence that she has red hair? I think not!!

Here's the scene I imagined:



Seriously though, I called her mom and told her to check her daughter into, a) drug rehab; or b) mental health therapist
I'm glad you're ok. Sorta.

Can we still have some of your stuff? jtodd_fl and me have come up with a plan to crash a Mustang and yours is the guest of honor.
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So I guess it's true what they say... Evil doesn't die... Considering smoosh is still breathing...
And you.
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I'm glad you're ok. Sorta.

Can we still have some of your stuff? jtodd_fl and me have come up with a plan to crash a Mustang and yours is the guest of honor.
If you feel the need to be dead to allow this to happen, we can crash the Mustang into you! 2 birds. 1 stone.
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If you feel the need to be dead to allow this to happen, we can crash the Mustang into you! 2 birds. 1 stone.
I didn't flush my meds as I should have because shoei was too late with his suggestion. I'd prefer not to die in a crash and fire. We can line him up for that. Once he is out of jail.
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So I guess it's true what they say... Evil doesn't die... Considering smoosh is still breathing...
if I were going down the tubes, I'd take you down with me

So I can eternally annoy you hahah
That, is almost as terrifying as belgie giving love advice...

But not quite as terrifying at the thought of being stuck with you for all of eternity... Confirmed, that is far worse...
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Every time I see that thread - "is this rice??" I automatically imagine silvergray545 posting a clip of his car of the exhaust note...

Cuz, it's semi LOUD...
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      08-02-2016, 02:14 PM   #36536
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Every time I see that thread - "is this rice??" I automatically imagine silvergray545 posting a clip of his car of the exhaust note...

Cuz, it's semi LOUD...
Shoei, I'm going to find a way to e-shank you.
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Every time I see that thread - "is this rice??" I automatically imagine silvergray545 posting a clip of his car of the exhaust note...

Cuz, it's semi LOUD...
Shoei, I'm going to find a way to e-shank you.
You could just post more clips of your car...
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You could just post more clips of your car...
Don't worry, I'm going to upload a new video tonight.
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hmmmmmm well if MKSixer and jtodd_fl .... just saying.


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That, is almost as terrifying as belgie giving love advice...

But not quite as terrifying at the thought of being stuck with you for all of eternity... Confirmed, that is far worse...
Here "my friend"...I'll show you my true love for "YOU"
BTW...My name is "not" Belgie , my "real" first name is "Philippe"
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And this whole time I thought your name was Belgie!



Wild guess that Shoei isn't Shoei's real name either?! WHERE DOES IT END!
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BTW...My name is "not" Belgie , my "real" first name is "Philippe"
I thought "Belgie" was Belgish for "Phillippe"?
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