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Banana Hammock · 07-27-2016, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Bastard!

Axius · 07-27-2016, 02:11 PM

I like girls that drove automatic so they can drive hard on D.

silvergray545 · 07-27-2016, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I like girls that drove automatic so they can drive hard on D.

You like girls that drive autos so they can't show you up in a three pedal car.

Axius · 07-27-2016, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You like girls that drive autos so they can't show you up in a three pedal car.

I like automatic so I can't get domestic abuse complaints from black eyes during road head shifting.

silvergray545 · 07-27-2016, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I like automatic so I can't get domestic abuse complaints from black eyes during road head shifting.

Valid point. Road head is a no go with a manual.

Dang3r · 07-27-2016, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Just got an email from my cousin living in the middle of nowhere in Ecuador. She's the only one in the village with an oven. She made muffins and gave some to a neighbour, an old man who has never had baked goods before. Well, afterwards, she found out he didn't know how to eat it and he ate the paper

Be glad that she wouldnt got burnt up as a witch

1LRM3 · 07-27-2016, 03:09 PM

Enough on the nails chatter for Christ's sake... not mine.

Now, a heel to the nuts is more where I am at... but not my jewels

NYC sidewalk crowds are brutal....

///M Power-Belgium · 07-27-2016, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

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More ///M nails...

Dang3r · 07-27-2016, 03:12 PM

Im scared shitless

shoei · 07-27-2016, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Valid point. Road head is a no go with a manual.

Didn't think it was feasible as well - my girl proved me wrong...

hashtag keeper

jtodd_fl · 07-27-2016, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Didn't think it was feasible as well - my girl proved me wrong...

hashtag keeper

You must have upgraded? I think you reported that your last girl deflated when this was attempted. Nice.

hashtag realgirl

shoei · 07-27-2016, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by shoei

Didn't think it was feasible as well - my girl proved me wrong...

hashtag keeper

You must have upgraded? I think you reported that your last girl deflated when this was attempted. Nice.

hashtag realgirl

Well, you were the one that caused the deflating... If you would've quit leg humping her, she wouldn't have lost air?

:

Hashtag creepyoldmenleghumping

Dang3r · 07-27-2016, 03:37 PM

hashtag youreout

jtodd_fl · 07-27-2016, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Well, you were the one that caused the deflating... If you would've quit leg humping her, she wouldn't have lost air?

:

Hashtag creepyoldmenleghumping

Hey... I am NOT...

old...
Yes, I am : (

///M Power-Belgium · 07-27-2016, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

This week.

How about something like this for you ?

Aatish · 07-27-2016, 04:44 PM

Earnings have been good. Hopefully oil has bottomed out.

silvergray545 · 07-27-2016, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Didn't think it was feasible as well - my girl proved me wrong...

hashtag keeper

You should hire a driver for the Ghost. You and your lady crawl in the back. Push the button to close the door. Open the refrigerator and pull out a bottle of champagne. Pour a glass, turn the rear seat massage on and then receive some road head.

Now that's the life!

#lifeofaballer

ASBSECU E93 · 07-27-2016, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Earnings have been good. Hopefully oil has bottomed out.

I hope so as well, but I don't expect a bounce as demand is now falling off...

ASBSECU E93 · 07-27-2016, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Just got an email from my cousin living in the middle of nowhere in Ecuador. She's the only one in the village with an oven. She made muffins and gave some to a neighbour, an old man who has never had baked goods before. Well, afterwards, she found out he didn't know how to eat it and he ate the paper

Be glad that she wouldnt got burnt up as a witch

Nothing worse than a dry and dusty Muffin

jtodd_fl · 07-27-2016, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I hope so as well, but I don't expect a bounce as demand is now falling off...

Yeah, I couldn't believe Aatish bought a Tesla. #TRAITOR

ASBSECU E93 · 07-27-2016, 05:03 PM

Hashtag quitfuqinusinghashtags

Aatish · 07-27-2016, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I hope so as well, but I don't expect a bounce as demand is now falling off...

I don't either, but this is a bit extreme. I just want to be above my cost.

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