You know you're old when...

kscarrol · 09-05-2021, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

As a kid, yes. As an adult with access to WebMD? No. Not a good time

True dat!

MsGoGoMoto · 09-06-2021, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

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Originally Posted by shoei

My friends birthday party awhile back? Well, she had a blue velvet cake made.

Went to the bathroom the next day to do my daily morning "drop the kids off at the pool." Almost had a heart attack, assumed I was dying.

Never ate a blue fucking birthday cake or cupcake since, lol.

Beets will scare the bejeezus out of you as well. "OMG, bloody stool!!"

Not.

Had that happen to me with red wine when I drank a bottle over the course of a day
Then again with blueberries this year..had to ask my husband ….hey….sooo…the bathroom situation ……he cut me off and said.. wheeeeeew….. yours dark too? I said.. yeah..

Then we cut back on the berries.
We enjoyed the great flow it gave us, but the color…?
Stop..

Someone said beets?
I love those things!!!
I've never noticed…

MsGoGoMoto · 09-06-2021, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No, it was not a normal color though, nasty green, and smelled like death, more than normal I should say. I also was timing my contractions for the arrival.

So, did you take the day off before and after?
Of course after, right?

Dackson · 09-06-2021, 05:10 AM

most parts available apart from the cosmetics stuff due to a barrell roll.
All surviving parts removed from shell

1MOREMOD · 09-06-2021, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

So, did you take the day off before and after?
Of course after, right?

It was a Saturday morning. I worked the Friday and did my prep after work. Then Saturday spent the afternoon eating like a freak.

vreihen16 · 09-06-2021, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Go for the record i held it for 3 hrs after drinking mine. Named my turd baby in that time frame. Shartiqua Flatulina brown

The record is in hours? I did both doses per the directions, and didn't get any movement worth mentioning for at least a day.....

1MOREMOD · 09-06-2021, 10:28 AM

Well you may be the winner then. Usually its 30 minutes later or less and all hell breaks loose.

MsGoGoMoto · 09-06-2021, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Go for the record i held it for 3 hrs after drinking mine. Named my turd baby in that time frame. Shartiqua Flatulina brown

The record is in hours? I did both doses per the directions, and didn't get any movement worth mentioning for at least a day.....

Got damn..
Do you have a nuclear powered asshole or something?
A day?? Holy holding up sh*t Batman !

3.0L · 09-06-2021, 10:51 AM

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upstatedoc · 09-06-2021, 02:02 PM

…You buy a tube of Aspercreme

vreihen16 · 09-06-2021, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Got damn..
Do you have a nuclear powered asshole or something?
A day?? Holy holding up sh*t Batman !

I have chronic constipation, from the massive amounts of diuretics (read: vitamin pee) it takes to keep me alive.

After giving up on every oral prescription that my doctor has tried, Poop Like a Champion every morning did manage to get things moving...slowly...for almost a week...before it too stopped working:

Having given birth to 5+ pound concrete-hard deuces every few months, I don't wish my level of constipation on anybody.....

3.0L · 09-06-2021, 09:17 PM

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sygazelle · 09-06-2021, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

1 nap a day isn't sufficient

Exactly!

sygazelle · 09-06-2021, 09:47 PM

...when you take a picture of a label with your cell phone so you can blow the photo up and read the label.

M_Six · 09-06-2021, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by sygazelle

...when you take a picture of a label with your cell phone so you can blow the photo up and read the label.

I've done that with more than labels. But yes, labels are way too small.

g.m00 · 09-07-2021, 06:52 AM

...when you start calling every other young person "kid"

RelaxIN2 · 09-07-2021, 08:02 AM

And that's still giving them a break... I'd like to take them further back when you were given a tennis ball and your only online game was playing "Wire Ball" or "Step Ball"... Lets see how many of you know what that is... It might have been a Philly or New York thing.. I'm not sure...

vreihen16 · 09-07-2021, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

I've done that with more than labels. But yes, labels are way too small.

The killer for me are the surface-mount resistors and capacitors being used these days. Reading the numbers on them is nearly impossible without using a microscope. I finally broke down a few years ago and bought an "old man" soldering station with a 3X lighted magnifier:

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Dpc2u · 09-07-2021, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by RelaxIN2

And that's still giving them a break... I'd like to take them further back when you were given a tennis ball and your only online game was playing "Wire Ball" or "Step Ball"... Lets see how many of you know what that is... It might have been a Philly or New York thing.. I'm not sure...

We played "stoop ball" which I think is the same as step ball, but not wire ball. I think that involved throwing the ball over powerlines.

Can you imagine shoving kids now out the door to play and saying come back when the street lights come on? They would stand in the yard like lost puppies.

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MsGoGoMoto · 09-07-2021, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by sygazelle

...when you take a picture of a label with your cell phone so you can blow the photo up and read the label.

Got damn… this hits home hard

MsGoGoMoto · 09-07-2021, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

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Lol dead

MsGoGoMoto · 09-07-2021, 09:58 AM

Computer reading glasses that stay around my neck so I don't lose them. Far distance seeing glasses for walking around and driving.

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