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When I looked up "Hookers and Blow" on Amazon, it also suggested that I purchase "Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber" in hardcover:

https://www.amazon.com/Brendas-Beave...dp/1946178047/

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...followed by a 10-page carousel of similar books by Reach Around Publishing and others. Here's one of the 10 carousel pages:

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Happy holiday shopping!!!!!
Hilarious! In the old days, we just had Dick and Jane.

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Hilarious! In the old days, we just had Dick and Jane.
...and Jack and Jill.
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I'm guessing you particularly liked the book "Put Tony's Nuts In Your Mouth!".
Oh yeah. Sent that one right to my wife
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...and Jack and Jill.

...or the sequel Jack and Coke.
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Oh yeah. Sent that one right to my wife
Ahhh. The question I have about that book is whether it's fiction or non-fiction.
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...or the sequel Jack and Coke.
"Jack is Jacqueline" the new woke publication.
I believe this is prominently being displayed in the waiting room at Netflix now.
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Did anyone else notice their God is literally shitting all over itself? Even their Gods get Montezuma's revenge from drinking their water.
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It's a trap!
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Just going to leave this here and won't post the screen shot but a post popped on my LinkedIn feed for a woman who listed her profession as a "Board Certified Swallowing Specialist".

I'll show myself out...
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Just going to leave this here and won't post the screen shot but a post popped on my LinkedIn feed for a woman who listed her profession as a "Board Certified Swallowing Specialist".

I'll show myself out...
I think you're gonna need to post that screen shot.
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I don't think the fellow who said that in a skit is eating much ice cream right now.
Alec Baldwin? He's still alive. (too bad)
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Alec Baldwin? He's still alive. (too bad)
I'm sure he is, but I can't envision him enjoying anything right now.
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I think you're gonna need to post that screen shot.
Haha, won't do that to her. It includes a picture with her husband and child so not posting that... If you really want to see it, search for the job title on LinkedIn.
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That's funny! Makes me think of the Chia pets. lol
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My sister in law just got back from the Caribbean and brought me this....timing is everything.
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My sister in law just got back from the Caribbean and brought me this....timing is everything.
What did Mrs. Murf think of it.... the rum, i meant the rum!
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My sister in law just got back from the Caribbean and brought me this....timing is everything.
Be careful of your sister-in-law.
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What did Mrs. Murf think of it.... the rum, i meant the rum!
Hey leave the UPS man out of this!
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