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      07-22-2016, 10:48 AM   #35135
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Similar to my friend who would brag about saying, "In you or on you, it doesn't matter to me."
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Happy Friday everyone. Weekend plans? Taking my son out to the field Saturday morning to practice on his baseball skills, washing the cars, then going to my wife's cousins house to celebrate my upcoming birthday. Nothing but cards, food and Corona's.
Race track on Saturday and we're throwing a going away party for my brother on Sunday.
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Similar to my friend who would brag about saying, "In you or on you, it doesn't matter to me."
Haha well, it must have worked for my friend. I'm going to his wedding next month.
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Star Trek, F1 race, DTM Race, Ruth's Chris, and assorted fuquery.
I forgot F1 is on this weekend! Earlier this week, I spent my evenings catching up on the last four races I missed.
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      07-22-2016, 10:50 AM   #35137
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Sounds like a good weekend. I'm gearing up to head to SC for the week to escape this shit hole. Also getting windows on the 1 series tinted, so gonna leave work early, also getting a haircut at noon.
I forgot that I'm getting a haircut this weekend, as well. High and tight!
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I forgot that I'm getting a haircut this weekend, as well. High and tight!
Wanna get matching bowl cuts?
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      07-22-2016, 11:25 AM   #35140
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Happy Friday everyone. Weekend plans? Taking my son out to the field Saturday morning to practice on his baseball skills, washing the cars, then going to my wife's cousins house to celebrate my upcoming birthday. Nothing but cards, food and Corona's.
Star Trek, F1 race, DTM Race, Ruth's Chris, and assorted fuquery.
Saw Star Trek last night.

Good flick.
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Happy Friday everyone. Weekend plans? Taking my son out to the field Saturday morning to practice on his baseball skills, washing the cars, then going to my wife's cousins house to celebrate my upcoming birthday. Nothing but cards, food and Corona's.
Star Trek, F1 race, DTM Race, Ruth's Chris, and assorted fuquery.
Saw Star Trek last night.

Good flick.
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Lol! Maybe?
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Lol! Maybe?
We can make a thread on here; Who wore it better? The Bowl Cut Championships.
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Happy Friday everyone. Weekend plans? Taking my son out to the field Saturday morning to practice on his baseball skills, washing the cars, then going to my wife's cousins house to celebrate my upcoming birthday. Nothing but cards, food and Corona's.
Star Trek, F1 race, DTM Race, Ruth's Chris, and assorted fuquery.
Saw Star Trek last night.

Good flick.
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Happy Friday everyone. Weekend plans? Taking my son out to the field Saturday morning to practice on his baseball skills, washing the cars, then going to my wife's cousins house to celebrate my upcoming birthday. Nothing but cards, food and Corona's.
Star Trek, F1 race, DTM Race, Ruth's Chris, and assorted fuquery.
Saw Star Trek last night.

Good flick.
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Better than being old man at the retirement community?

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Better than being old man at the retirement community?

Shhhhh, be nice, he's on hospice, he doesn't have much time left.
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Better than being old man at the retirement community?

Shhhhh, be nice, he's on hospice, he doesn't have much time left.
Waiting for him and or MK so we can split up their possessions is becoming a full time job... They're croaking like ASBSECU E93 drives... With the parking brake on...
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Happy Friday everyone. Weekend plans? Taking my son out to the field Saturday morning to practice on his baseball skills, washing the cars, then going to my wife's cousins house to celebrate my upcoming birthday. Nothing but cards, food and Corona's.
Sounds like a good weekend. I'm gearing up to head to SC for the week to escape this shit hole. Also getting windows on the 1 series tinted, so gonna leave work early, also getting a haircut at noon.
You going down to the Dirty Myrtle??
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Better than being old man at the retirement community?

Shhhhh, be nice, he's on hospice, he doesn't have much time left.
Waiting for him and or MK so we can split up their possessions is becoming a full time job... They're croaking like ASBSECU E93 drives... With the parking brake on...
I'm leaving ALL my stuff to Waffles....suck it!
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Waiting for him and or MK so we can split up their possessions is becoming a full time job... They're croaking like ASBSECU E93 drives... With the parking brake on...
Any way we can speed up the process? Switch up all the meds in their daily med containers? Mix Thursday with Monday, Tuesday with Saturday, and spread Wednesday out to the other days?

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You going down to the Dirty Myrtle??
Yessir, leaving tomorrow morning. Which means there is a chance I might die before you depending which diseases I contract on my visit.
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Yessir, leaving tomorrow morning. Which means there is a chance I might die before you depending which diseases I contract on my visit.
meh...like going to the casino.

where do you roll there?
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meh...like going to the casino.

where do you roll there?
Will probably be south Myrtle this time around near the airport. Might travel up the coast if I get bored and want a change of scenery. Where are you at these days?
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