[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

And girls asking them for the "time"...

I wear a fake plastic watch from the quarter machine just so I can ask girls for the time because my watch is broken.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by shoei

And girls asking them for the "time"...

I just died

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

I wear a fake plastic watch from the quarter machine just so I can ask girls for the time because my watch is broken.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by shoei

And girls asking them for the "time"...

Sh*t....you're almost as mean as silvergray545.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Sh*t....you're almost as mean as silvergray545.

You think I'm mean? You know it's all in good fun. In shoei's case, he's just warming up.

[nyalpine90]

waiiiiiiit a minute...so smartphones cant tell time any more only watches!!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

waiiiiiiit a minute...so smartphones cant tell time any more only watches!!

Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by shoei

And girls asking them for the "time"...

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.

Hayyy gurlll. What time is it?

[F87LUV]

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.

there are so many other stuff u can ask a girl.... do u have the time reeeeeally???

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

there are so many other stuff u can ask a girl.... do u have the time reeeeeally???

Wtf said I actually ask that? Lmao. Actually, I don't talk to strangers.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Hayyy gurlll. What time is it?

DUDE HAHAHAHA

[silvergray545]

ITT: We find out F87LUV has awful game.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

ITT: We find out F87LUV has awful game.

Duh.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Wtf said I actually ask that? Lmao. Actually, I don't talk to strangers.

[Biorin]

I had a guy come up to me while I was eating a red velvet cupcake and simply say "your cupcake is red." Who needs witty opening lines when you can make dull observations? To his credit, he was not deterred when I told him that it was red because the flavor was human blood.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I had a guy come up to me while I was eating a red velvet cupcake and simply say "your cupcake is red." Who needs witty opening lines when you can make dull observations? To his credit, he was not deterred when I told him that it was red because the flavor was human blood.

i bet he left

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I had a guy come up to me while I was eating a red velvet cupcake and simply say "your cupcake is red." Who needs witty opening lines when you can make dull observations? To his credit, he was not deterred when I told him that it was red because the flavor was human blood.

I had a guy stop me in the street and say: I wanna lick you like a dog and eat you like a pear.



Some things, you can't forget.

[Banana Hammock]

The girls of OT should make a thread with the worst pick up lines they've heard.

I need to expand my horizons.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by duck fat

The girls of OT should make a thread with the worst pick up lines they've heard.

I need to expand my horizons.

*drunk guy at a lounge in Manhattan falling over on me* you wanna know where I work?

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by duck fat

The girls of OT should make a thread with the worst pick up lines they've heard.

I need to expand my horizons.

I would tell you but they're always in Spanish.



Once, I had a guy hit my car at a gas station so he could get my number then sent "I'm sorry" flowers the next day. I guess it worked. I ended up dating him. Not sure why he couldn't just ask?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I would tell you but they're always in Spanish.

Everyone thinks I am Mexican... I have people come up to me all the time and just rattle off. When I tell them I don't speak Spanish, they look at me and say something about how it's a shame and I'm disrespecting my heritage. Not all small brownish people are Mexican!