Tinder/Dating Apps

Mike. · 07-04-2016, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

but seriously, yah i think humor probably works the best because its hardest to pull off, you have to be sure of yourself or it falls flat

funny guys DO pull the hottest chicks.. it's actually not that common a skill to have

I attest to this

Mike. · 07-04-2016, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

My tinder profile is actually pretty asshole-ish. I took the part about wanting a witch out (sorry Mike. lol).

Says some shit about being well spoken, going to the gym regularly, funny, tolerating their dog, and having good credit, and what more could they possibly want.

Now I'm matching white girls again.

well it was a damn good run

smoosh · 07-04-2016, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

My tinder profile is actually pretty asshole-ish. I took the part about wanting a witch out (sorry Mike. lol).

Says some shit about being well spoken, going to the gym regularly, funny, tolerating their dog, and having good credit, and what more could they possibly want.

Now I'm matching white girls again.

Just stole this bio, thx bro

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Aatish · 07-05-2016, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

It's funny because I always get Trey Songz comparisons and people call me that. I'm like ummmmmmm don't associate me with such behaviors.

Dude, you do not know how many times I've thought of that comparison.

The music video for "Foreign" always comes to mind.

smoosh · 07-05-2016, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I cheat when I meet girls on tinder/bumble

A) my profile pic is my car
B) I pick them up in i8
C) bang em
D) tell them I will call them once I'm back from a trip, place them on ignore list and unmatch-

Yeah, I'm the guy who fucks up good girls. But it's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm just trying to get some ass, so sorry

Pics/screenshots? If not, you're just a fuckboy trying to flex on the Internet.

First off- it's fuccboi.

Secondly- I have the haircut of one.

Lastly- you could just ask nicely.

: don't be so mean to me-

Hit this last week while in Rosarito (same girl) I have nudes, but uh- I'll get banned. Again.

Yeah bro!! I like big chicks too!!

Said no one ever

Then again, a wise man once told me, "son, you are not a man until you've banged a big chick."

In which case, Mr. Sugartitties, bang on brotha

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

well it was a damn good run

Indeed. Just didn't pull quite the right stock. E30 girl is a great start, though. Definitely wasn't expecting that.

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Just stole this bio, thx bro

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Haha lemme know how it works for you. I mainly used it because most of them probably assume all black men are the same, and suffer from the same stereotypes. It's fucking wack.

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Dude, you do not know how many times I've thought of that comparison.

The music video for "Foreign" always comes to mind.

Haha. I get it mainly from my side profile and jaw line, and lips (no homo).

That's been an opening line from so many Tinder girls it's not even funny lmao.

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Yeah bro!! I like big chicks too!!

Said no one ever

Then again, a wise man once told me, "son, you are not a man until you've banged a big chick."

In which case, Mr. Sugartitties, bang on brotha

Lmaoooooooo

Mike. · 07-05-2016, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Indeed. Just didn't pull quite the right stock. E30 girl is a great start, though. Definitely wasn't expecting that.

Haha lemme know how it works for you. I mainly used it because most of them probably assume all black men are the same, and suffer from the same stereotypes. It's fucking wack.

who is E30 girl, Ive barely been in this thread this weekend

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

who is E30 girl, Ive barely been in this thread this weekend

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...postcount=2894

Mike. · 07-05-2016, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...postcount=2894

NICE!!!

moon child and witch are synonymous

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

NICE!!!

moon child and witch are synonymous

Haha, it's funny because I didn't even have the witch part in my bio. Or I don't even think she read it. She just saw that I was a member of the BMW CCA's North Capitol Chapter.

1LRM3 · 07-05-2016, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Haha, it's funny because I didn't even have the witch part in my bio. Or I don't even think she read it. She just saw that I was a member of the BMW CCA's North Capitol Chapter.

LOL... a major factoid I saw too...

1LRM3 · 07-05-2016, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

NICE!!!

moon child and witch are synonymous

WTF is a moon child anyway???? sounds Zappa - ish

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

LOL... a major factoid I saw too...

Right! More women need to know how to drive the right transmission, too. They're a dying breed, for sure. She said she is selling the E30 for an E36. I was like..

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

WTF is a moon child anyway???? sounds Zappa - ish

Apparently it's a Cancer, the astrological sign.

I had to look that up, BTW. I'm not into horoscopes, but she's hot so at least I know what she's referring to, now.

Mike. · 07-05-2016, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

WTF is a moon child anyway???? sounds Zappa - ish

I got you B

Moonchild," a term sometimes used for someone whose astrological sign is Cancer, so as to avoid the negative associations of the word

or basically a chic way of saying hippie

1LRM3 · 07-05-2016, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

I got you B

Moonchild," a term sometimes used for someone whose astrological sign is Cancer, so as to avoid the negative associations of the word

or basically a chic way of saying hippie

aka reserved in public and nasty in the sack

got it!

Mike. · 07-05-2016, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

aka reserved in public and nasty in the sack

got it!

haha! This is actually pretty accurate, kudos sir!

Axius · 07-05-2016, 10:06 AM

You can bang a big chick, just don't tell anyone.

Verbiage · 07-05-2016, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

aka reserved in public and nasty in the sack

got it!

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Originally Posted by Mike.

haha! This is actually pretty accurate, kudos sir!

I'll take it!

Mike. · 07-05-2016, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You can bang a big chick, just don't tell anyone.

yeah but that name goes on your resume, and sometimes you cant come back from it.

Axius · 07-05-2016, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

yeah but that name goes on your resume, and sometimes you cant come back from it.

Valid point. No fatties allowed. Hurt them with words and make them feel bad about themselves.

Mike. · 07-05-2016, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Valid point. No fatties allowed. Hurt them with words and make them feel bad about themselves.

hahaha I think the new thing is cyber bullying via body shaming on like reddit and tumblr HA

edit: can you confirm this:

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