[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

He? You mean you?
Shhhhh.....

Sshhhhh... Just let it happen??

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

McDs is some pleb shit.

Wait, so like one porterhouse for two people? Or one order all for myself that would feed two people? These are important details I need to know.

Fuck that.

Stay in Ohio my friend.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by shoei

Wasn't my intent to shake you up, but legally, makes no sense why you'd document all your indiscretions... Do you want to lose your assets? Cuz this is how you lose your assets...

Yeah. True. My disclaimer: everything I said so far is fictitious. It's my alter ego.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Stay in Ohio my friend.

Gladly.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Then ask yourself why you have a side chick? Like legit ask yourself. Is something lacking in your life? If so, can you find other, less destructive ways to fill said void?

We can provide a lot of advice, but it's you're life. You control it bro.

Just sayin

The void is I can't get enough. Stupid variety is the spice of life shit. That's the void I think. Honestly, I avoid a lot of social situations. Just last year, I met a 24 yo girl at church. It stopped before anything serious happened. But we connected. She was the one with the moral compass that stopped it.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

The void is I can't get enough. Stupid variety is the spice of life shit. That's the void I think. Honestly, I avoid a lot of social situations. Just last year, I met a 24 yo girl at church. It stopped before anything serious happened. But we connected. She was the one with the moral compass that stopped it.

At church. Oh the irony.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Γειά σου φίλε, τι κάνεις?

Dank u mijn vriend , met mij gaat het zeer goed .

Ik heb je hier dan ook ondertussen echt gemist , en ik vroeg mij af waar je was omdat het reeds een hele tijd geleden is dat ik je hier zag .
Goed om je hier terug te zien...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

The void is I can't get enough. Stupid variety is the spice of life shit. That's the void I think. Honestly, I avoid a lot of social situations. Just last year, I met a 24 yo girl at church. It stopped before anything serious happened. But we connected. She was the one with the moral compass that stopped it.

Originally Posted by bimmette

At church. Oh the irony.

So easy to pick up there when I was single. Just stand and wait.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

So easy to pick up there when I was single. Just stand and wait.

@Mywifes335 - see what he did there?

"When I was single..."

Take notes... That's how it's done...

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

So easy to pick up there when I was single. Just stand and wait.

For you, no doubt. It's like you've got a tractor beam aura. Rick James orange?

She was literally the hottest girl at the church. In my mind I was like "hot damn!" If there's a God, don't let me meet her. I met her dad after service cuz he owns a big hedge fund. She walked into the kitchen, he introduced her, here's my daughter.

Next time I met her was at a restaurant opening. She remembered me. We chat the whole night. Then stupidly, she exchanged numbers with me in front of her dad. On one of our excursions, she actually told me that her dad set her aside and told her that "it's not a good idea (me)".

I've got problems.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

So easy to pick up there when I was single. Just stand and wait.

Church is not where all the good girls are. Ask me how I know.

Actually, don't ask. Just take my word for it. Lol

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

For you, no doubt. It's like you've got a tractor beam aura. Rick James orange?

She was literally the hottest girl at the church. In my mind I was like "hot damn!" If there's a God, don't let me meet her. I met her dad after service cuz he owns a big hedge fund. She walked into the kitchen, he introduced her, here's my daughter.

Next time I met her was at a restaurant opening. She remembered me. We chat the whole night. Then stupidly, she exchanged numbers with me in front of her dad. On one of our excursions, she actually told me that her dad set her aside and told her that "it's not a good idea (me)".

I've got problems.

Lol! I did ok but my brother had it occur like crazy. After mass they would be lined up waiting for him. It was actually uncomfortable to watch.

When the dads pull them aside and tell them to watch out for you, you're done with them!!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Lol! I did ok but my brother had it occur like crazy. After mass they would be lined up waiting for him. It was actually uncomfortable to watch.

When the dads pull them aside and tell them to watch out for you, you're done with them!!

Trust me. My wife's parents were well apprised of me before we dated. Lol!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Lol! I did ok but my brother had it occur like crazy. After mass they would be lined up waiting for him. It was actually uncomfortable to watch.

When the dads pull them aside and tell them to watch out for you, you're done with them!!

I try to avoid social hour afterwards. Recently, it's turned into "I want you to meet my daughter/niece/etc."

And if it's not that, I get questioned as to why I don't have a girlfriend or why I'm not married yet.

Gotta love the old school parents.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

At church. Oh the irony.

I fucked a girl in the church parking lot after bible study. Church is a place of normal humans too that enjoy fucking and being fucked.

[Axius]

Oh yeah and this is my Friday shirt for work, gifted by someone on here from Secret Santa, if only I knew who would send such a magical shirt.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

I fucked a girl in the church parking lot after bible study. Church is a place of normal humans too that enjoy fucking and being fucked.

The first time a girl made an advance on me was in confirmation class (7th grade, I'm old ).

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

The first time a girl made an advance on me was in confirmation class (7th grade, I'm old ).

People seem to think that church means abstinence and sobriety...., I don't get it. We're all human, you can believe in God and still wanna get freaky!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh yeah and this is my Friday shirt for work, gifted by someone on here from Secret Santa, if only I knew who would send such a magical shirt.

Your secret Santa sounds *awesome*

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Your secret Santa sounds *awesome*

Awesome is an understatement, if I knew who they were id take them out for a beer, or two, or three, or four, or however many it took before we hit the floor.

[bimmette]

You know what's awesome? Old style drive-in restaurants!
Mmmmmm

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You know what's awesome? Old style drive-in restaurants!
Mmmmmm

Yum. Hook it up!