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Haha I know right. I stay catching dude's girlfriends eyeing me, too. Even when I was with my ex girlfriends. Women have no shame when they see what they want.
Can't blame em though. Lol
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Like one time I went for a run and took my shirt off on the trail when I was running with my ex earlier this year (country park in Virginia) and every mid-late 20's girl we passed automatically dropped their gaze to my midsection. And she was running behind me so she saw all of it happen. :
Needless to say, I run with Nike Dri-Fit gear now.
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Hahahaha I should.
I'll probably put my iPhone on speaker and loop that audio where he says it so everyone can hear me coming down the trails. Coming down the trail, coming for you girl, coming on your girl after your girl comes for me? #swaswaswaaaag
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but im like 35+.. the matches i got were asking if i was serious, settling down etc. only matched with 25+ i want the 20-25 ones that don't to get married |
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but seriously, yah i think humor probably works the best because its hardest to pull off, you have to be sure of yourself or it falls flat
funny guys DO pull the hottest chicks.. it's actually not that common a skill to have |
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shows what its like for guys vs for girls |
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My tinder profile is actually pretty asshole-ish. I took the part about wanting a witch out (sorry Mike. lol).
Says some shit about being well spoken, going to the gym regularly, funny, tolerating their dog, and having good credit, and what more could they possibly want. Now I'm matching white girls again.
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i just had one-liners.. for whatever mood i was feeling at the time, the matches id get where totally dependent on the line. each bait only works for each particular fish.. have you tried anything light-hearted or sarcastic? glad im not in the game anymore.. |
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Lol yeah the tone is pretty sarcastic. It actually wards away lots of the undesirables. I haven't changed it since Mike talked about the witches, but I never really cared about who likes and didn't like what I said in my bio. Also called out chin angle fatties in my bio.
At the end of the day, they're going to swipe if they find you witty and physically attractive. Everything else will follow. Being a complete asshole doesn't work, if you're not fat.
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