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You have no idea about that pain , I remember at the movie crazy about Mary, where Ben Stiller pulled his zipper instantly up and locked parts of his crown jewel bag, that lots of men (including me) were gasping
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Time tables were the future of the math. I grew up in the "goesintos" era. The "goesintos" era was predated by dots and naughts. Never studied the dots and naughts but I picked up a little cypherin' from Jethro Bodine when I was younger.
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I don't understand how this happens. Do you guys not wear underwear?
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This particular day, no. Had been white water rafting. Fresh, clean, dry drawers got soaked in the locker room, at the outfitter's after our run. Had to go commando. Upon the zip, instantly knew trouble was afoot. I saw the blood before I saw where the blood was coming from. Difficult to manage in a locker room full of other men, of course some of them noticed. Extremely awkward all the way around. Those that had forethought knew not to ask if I needed help, in case I accepted said help. Those that did ask if I needed help, knew I really needed help. Went to a shower stall, bit my lip and quickly unzipped. Lots of toilet paper and paper towels until I could get some gauze for the trip home. I have never gone commando again.
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