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      07-07-2016, 11:25 PM   #33353
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I had brown sugar bacon tonight:happyanim :

Damn, that is some tasty food
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      07-07-2016, 11:39 PM   #33355
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Damn, that is some tasty food
Add some cinnamon to your brown sugar. Double win!
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      07-07-2016, 11:42 PM   #33356
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Well I'm terribly sorry that you feel this way. But I don't eat pork so I'm trying to meet you half way towards your love of bacon.

I'm also sorry that the NY Rangers have only won a single cup during my lifetime and that the hockey season takes forever to end. The NY Giants have entertained me slightly more, save for the last few seasons because Eli Manning cannot complete any passes. Maybe he's over it? Or maybe he just misses Cruz doing those little dances for him?

Would you rather freeze your ass off in Mars or melt in Venus? I think I'd prefer melting and working on my tan. Or did I simply pick Venus because I think I'm hot? Check those temps.

I guess real men like Cabernet since you'd be "the ghey" to like a sweeter wine like merlot. But I guess since I picked Venus, I can get a pass for liking a wine such a merlot?

Maybe we'll never have answers to such profound questions but hopefully you can forgive me someday.


First thing first, I don't understand the "S" word, but I admire your authenticity. You have a strong head on your shoulders and that should be recognized.

The bacon thing. You make a very fair point, and I should not have been so quick to call you out. Bacon is bacon, although turkeys are from s different genome, it has bacon in it, so that's forgiven.

You make a solid football argument, although I feel Eli looks like he has downs. There's too much stopping between plays and the constant of hockey is more thrilling. You need to get on skates to experience this, so I can't exactly call you out assuming you've never played a game of puck to appreciate it for all its worth. Detroit Red Wings reign all and NY is a shame to the sport.

The planet situation. This is a sketchy one. Men are from Mars because we're cold-hearted. Venus also reminds me of those razor commercials for trimming the bush. You can't be faulted because you are a woman and tans are important, much like my prized farmers beater tan.


Wine, you get a pass, but you need to evolve your taste buds. A woman that drinks Cab not only reeks of sophistication and sass, it an expression of stature and ambition. We will work on this one more in due time. You're almost there.

Forgiveness is deserved not given. You've proven to be wise beyond your years, and I feel we are heading in a step in the right direction. Duly noted, you're an excellent candidate to be an alpha female, I know you have it in you, small steps will exert your superiority.


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Is there a time I'm not? Should have seen my jump and tumble fly ball catch at softball today. Any normal person would have been standing flat foot.
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I had brown sugar bacon tonight:happyanim :

Damn, that is some tasty food
Google how to make millionaires bacon and have you're mind blown. Or text me and I'll send you my secret recipe.
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      07-08-2016, 01:34 AM   #33357
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The liquid fueled ones are SCARY! Nike Herc is liquid fuel and big. They're quite unstable when fueled, that's why we sell them and don't use them. Now I'm talking about late '80s. I doubt even the japs use them now.
Indeed. Liquid fuel rockets are scary, not only to launch but to design. So many variables to consider due to the high impulse created. Seals, valves, and chambers all need to be able to handle not only the flow, but the instability of the oxidizers.

But hell, that's the fun part.
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Fuck this. Shit like Dallas makes me not want to be in this world.
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I'm all in for people defending themselves and taking a stand...but unwarranted violence? The lack of respect is what's wrong with today's world.
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Also lack of personal accountability. No one ever says yeah that fucker was guilty or I was at fault.
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Guns without bullets. That's what I call them. They talk, but when it comes to actually make a move, they sit silent.

I don't like being wrong, nobody does. But, I'd rather admit my wrong doing and keep things moving, than drag shit on. People think about themselves, and not the ones around them. That's the root of the problem.
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      07-08-2016, 04:15 AM   #33363
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Wow, I step away and wtf happens? F87LUV and Axius seem like an excellent match. So very much in common. Can I come to the wedding? Is there a place in Manhattan to where you guys can relocate the trailer?

Also, people were for real offended by Aatish 's hotel key? I went to the car, but even if it was about 911, seriously? It's not like he said something making light of it. Sheesh people. It's a hotel key. If we cannot talk, what's left?

I'm gonna finish my Metamucil, put on my orthopedic shoes and get a nice walk in before Matlock comes on.
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      07-08-2016, 07:50 AM   #33364
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^ this, I think the hotel key thing was taken the wrong way.
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      07-08-2016, 07:52 AM   #33365
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On the other side, saw these two beauties omw to work.
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Wow, I step away and wtf happens? F87LUV and Axius seem like an excellent match. So very much in common. Can I come to the wedding? Is there a place in Manhattan to where you guys can relocate the trailer?

Also, people were for real offended by Aatish 's hotel key? I went to the car, but even if it was about 911, seriously? It's not like he said something making light of it. Sheesh people. It's a hotel key. If we cannot talk, what's left?

I'm gonna finish my Metamucil, put on my orthopedic shoes and get a nice walk in before Matlock comes on.
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^ this, I think the hotel key thing was taken the wrong way.


Yeah, I mean that's what I meant about implied racism because when I saw the numbers, September 11th was the last thing on my mind. I thought he meant it was funny because 911 stands for many things, mainly being the number you call in case of emergency. No one else seemed to trip off of it.
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On the other side, saw these two beauties omw to work.
You do realize that this is not the banned thread, right?
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I initially wanted to ban myself for not being able to afford either one of those
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Fuck this. Shit like Dallas makes me not want to be in this world.
There's hope. Confront evil when you see it. I guess that's what cops are for.. but then ppl complain they are the bad ones.

Some ppl want anarchy.
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Wow, I step away and wtf happens? F87LUV and Axius seem like an excellent match. So very much in common. Can I come to the wedding? Is there a place in Manhattan to where you guys can relocate the trailer?
Trailer? I think you mean a three bedroom penthouse on Park Ave.
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Trailer? I think you mean a three bedroom penthouse on Park Ave.
Axius, good luck brother. Better keep your current job and pick up a second.

And check back in when she's not looking.
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Trailer? I think you mean a three bedroom penthouse on Park Ave.
Axius, good luck brother. Better keep your current job and pick up a second.

And check back in when she's not looking.
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Trailer? I think you mean a three bedroom penthouse on Park Ave.
Oops. Stand corrected, not a good match after all. Axius = #2xwideforlyfe #dattrailerlyfe #tookthewheelsoff
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Trailer? I think you mean a three bedroom penthouse on Park Ave.
Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Just because I'm a beater wearing piece of trailer trash right now doesn't mean I don't know how to class up. Just trying to embrace southern culture to it's fullest extent. It's all about playing the part.


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Axius, good luck brother. Better keep your current job and pick up a second.

And check back in when she's not looking.
Looks like it's back to the old lifestyle..., life of a stripper is rough.

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Oops. Stand corrected, not a good match after all. Axius = #2xwideforlyfe #dattrailerlyfe #tookthewheelsoff
Don't hate on my trailer park. Look at how much fun I get to have. Throw beer bottles at the neighbors, fuck their wife which I'm pretty sure is his sister, drugs on demand, got an in with the cops that know my name, and rent is hella cheap. What more could you ask for?
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