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Cabernet Sauvignon!
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Cheers brother !
I mean, if the blood of Jesus tastes like wine, it's the next holiest thing one can drink.
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I think you should combine 1 and 2. Surely there is room in there for a little strip of bacon, no? Then your list would be shorter, so you'd have 25% less of number 4! Hell, pour the wine on it and you got 1 thing and you thereby eliminate 4. THINK MAN!
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1. Suckin' twat
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I mean, if the blood of Jesus tastes like wine, it's the next holiest thing one can drink.
Yeah...The last 5-6 years we have Belgian wine as well , need to say it tastes kinda holy also , not cheap but exellent !
Saw some priests in the church and before they drink the wine they say...The blood from Jesus Christ !
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I think you should combine 1 and 2. Surely there is room in there for a little strip of bacon, no? Then your list would be shorter, so you'd have 25% less of number 4! Hell, pour the wine on it and you got 1 thing and you thereby eliminate 4. THINK MAN!
Must have never told you, I'm not much of a thinking man. More of a get down to the point and skip all the bullshit. Thinking isn't good for the brain, that's how you get tumors and herpes, and trust me, I read it on the internet somewhere.

Not gonna lie though, that would be a superior night. Will try during next rendezvous and will report scientific findings.
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Are you scared sweetie ?
Hope it's not for me ?
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Yeah...The last 5-6 years we have Belgian wine as well , need to say it tastes kinda holy also , not cheap but exellent !
Saw some priests in the church and before they drink the wine they say...The blood from Jesus Christ !
You and your alcoholic drinks from Belgeria. You want to feel classy? Box wine. Get a camel pack and fill that sucker up, box wine on the go.

How did they get the blood of Jesus? Is it stored at a Jesus store somewhere? Also, he must have been pretty wasted for it to taste like that.
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So far GoPro footage is not looking great though.

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You and your alcoholic drinks from Belgeria. You want to feel classy? Box wine. Get a camel pack and fill that sucker up, box wine on the go.

How did they get the blood of Jesus? Is it stored at a Jesus store somewhere? Also, he must have been pretty wasted for it to taste like that.
Exactly my friend !
Priests call it the house of God ..
But from what we saw in the last decade it's more the house from a pedophile !
Our churches are actually empty (no joke)
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I think you should post a picture of yourself. Then I'll know whether or not I should be scared.
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I think you should post a picture of yourself. Then I'll know whether or not I should be scared.
Few days back I said to you that pics from me and pic from my ID with date and name are on here ..so I'm already on here!

If "YOU" post a pic from you and your new Gucci's I'll post my pics again on here ...
Deal ?
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I think you should post a picture of yourself. Then I'll know whether or not I should be scared.
You would be. His picture is on here.it's a xerox copy of a Polaroid that was taken with another Polaroid then faxed as a pdf. It's worth its weight in gold.
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I think you should post a picture of yourself. Then I'll know whether or not I should be scared.
Few days back I said to you that pics from me and pic from my ID with date and name are on here ..so I'm already on here!

If "YOU" post a pic from you and your new Gucci's I'll post my pics again on here ...
Deal ?
Lol. Nope.
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I'll be mildly dissapointed if there is not at least 10% resemblance to Audrey Hepburn.
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I'll be mildly dissapointed if there is not at least 10% resemblance to Audrey Hepburn.
I cannot confirm nor deny.
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I cannot confirm nor deny.
then you merely stoke the flames of speculation
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Lol. Nope.
So you would love to see my thing , and you show nothing ?
Well that sounds not faire to me..

Some questions..

In what country are you born ?
And how long ago ?
How tall are you ?
Your weight ?
Color of your eyes and hair ?
Your real first name ?
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