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      07-05-2016, 09:35 AM   #33023
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I always get sad when I text someone for the first time and it doesn't turn to blue.
So funny how true this is. You're like... "Damn dude... got the green bubble. Somebody needs to get an iPhone." Plus, the blue bubbles are fully encrypted. The green bubbles can be gotten from the carriers servers. I'm trying to keep my dick pics private up in here.
I'm glad you're still sending those to your wife cause I'm not sure anyone else wants them.


I communicate in emoji so I can better express myself. How can I do that when the person can't see them all?
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I'm glad you're still sending those to your wife cause I'm not sure anyone else wants them.


I communicate in emoji so I can better express myself. How can I do that when the person can't see them all?
Haha, now the newer non-iPhones apparently come with emojis, also; buddy of mine recently got the newest Google phone, can't remember WTF is but he sent me a few coffins (which were part of the new upgrade also). Still sucks when I can't see ellipses, though.
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      07-05-2016, 09:43 AM   #33027
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I'm glad you're still sending those to your wife cause I'm not sure anyone else wants them.


I communicate in emoji so I can better express myself. How can I do that when the person can't see them all?
Heh... True - they only go to the wife. She has to open on the iPad Pro though. Only way to view it in life size, yo. #manhood #giantepenis #neverbeenwithawoman wait wut?
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Heh... True - they only go to the wife. She has to open on the iPad Pro though. Only way to view it in life size, yo. #manhood #giantepenis #neverbeenwithawoman wait wut?
You mean she has to open it one the iPad Pro so she can zoom all the way in to see it. It's ok. I'm sure it was cold that day.

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You mean she has to open it one the iPad Pro so she can zoom all the way in to see it. It's ok. I'm sure it was cold that day.

NO!

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I always get sad when I text someone for the first time and it doesn't turn to blue.
So funny how true this is. You're like... "Damn dude... got the green bubble. Somebody needs to get an iPhone." Plus, the blue bubbles are fully encrypted. The green bubbles can be gotten from the carriers servers. I'm trying to keep my dick pics private up in here.
I had no idea that if you get a text from an non-iPhone phone, the background of the text is green.

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      07-05-2016, 11:44 AM   #33033
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I'm glad you're still sending those to your wife cause I'm not sure anyone else wants them.


I communicate in emoji so I can better express myself. How can I do that when the person can't see them all?
Haha, now the newer non-iPhones apparently come with emojis, also; buddy of mine recently got the newest Google phone, can't remember WTF is but he sent me a few coffins (which were part of the new upgrade also). Still sucks when I can't see ellipses, though.
Also, if someone is using a fake number, it's always green so by default I don't trust guys in green. Never know what they're hiding.
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Once went sofa shopping with me parents in Soho. Lowest quote we got was for $20,000...
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Yea they're redoing the living room and the couch is electric. The power went out and the couch was stuck in all sort of positions haha
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Once went sofa shopping with me parents in Soho. Lowest quote we got was for $20,000...
Yea they're redoing the living room and the couch is electric. The power went out and the couch was stuck in all sort of positions haha
This one wasn't even powered. It was just Italian and "in fashion" (whatever that means).
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This one wasn't even powered. It was just Italian and "in fashion" (whatever that means).
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Once went sofa shopping with me parents in Soho. Lowest quote we got was for $20,000...
Yea they're redoing the living room and the couch is electric. The power went out and the couch was stuck in all sort of positions haha
This one wasn't even powered. It was just Italian and "in fashion" (whatever that means).
There's nothing wrong with having a sexy, Italian couch.
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There's nothing wrong with having a sexy, Italian couch.
And a Belgian ?
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And a Belgian ?
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Once went sofa shopping with me parents in Soho. Lowest quote we got was for $20,000...
Yea they're redoing the living room and the couch is electric. The power went out and the couch was stuck in all sort of positions haha
This one wasn't even powered. It was just Italian and "in fashion" (whatever that means).
There's nothing wrong with having a sexy Italian on the couch.
FTFY
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Once went sofa shopping with me parents in Soho. Lowest quote we got was for $20,000...
Yea they're redoing the living room and the couch is electric. The power went out and the couch was stuck in all sort of positions haha
This one wasn't even powered. It was just Italian and "in fashion" (whatever that means).
There's nothing wrong with having a sexy Italian on the couch.
FTFY
Lol. Not on my couches.
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