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      05-04-2016, 01:04 PM   #309
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      05-04-2016, 01:05 PM   #310
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*bangs on African drum in loincloth*
Only a stancer would think Native Americans were from Africa...
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Shit ain't even right...damn you. LOL
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      05-04-2016, 01:11 PM   #312
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Only a stancer would think Native Americans were from Africa...
Dammit, Griselda.
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      05-04-2016, 01:13 PM   #313
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      05-04-2016, 01:15 PM   #314
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Only a stancer would think Native Americans were from Africa...
Dammit, Griselda.
Do you know who Griselda is? I can assure you that its not a woman anyone here would dare mess with... lol
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Is that her real name? Sounds like it would be hard to fap to.
It could be. She's sharp, that one.


It would be hard to fap period, if she called the sicario's on you.
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      05-04-2016, 01:16 PM   #316
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Just woke up on the shitter. For some reason I comprehended that it would still be in the after the fact.

Just reread and I swear you edited your post
One of the few I got right the first time. It's ok - the fumes in there probably effected your cognitive skills. Unless there were no fumes and you were just doing some "arm work" after getting crap about them from that driving video.
I called them earlier... talk about confusion... the state of fl has the title, but the bank has to call them to release the title (which they did)... And it will come in the mail...
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      05-04-2016, 01:28 PM   #317
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Is that her real name? Sounds like it would be hard to fap to.
Can't fap when you're dead.
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Can't fap when you're dead.
Haha, silvergray545 dude look at her sig.
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#rigormorfaps
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That f30 is horrible i winner wonder how much money he put into it lol
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Can't fap when you're dead.
That's why I'm trying to fap before hand.
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Haha, silvergray545 dude look at her sig.
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      05-04-2016, 01:53 PM   #324
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You guys have some beautiful toys, and take some nice pics. Finally flying home after being away for months. (Always working)

here are my toys. Can't wait to play!
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Saw this and thought of silvergray545 and stance. Kidding.

But seriously! WHY???!! Do. This. To your car?
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Saw this and thought of silvergray545 and stance. Kidding.

But seriously! WHY???!! Do. This. To your car?
I do respect some of the guys on bags because they drive at a normal ride height. But this dude is static and has zero suspension travel in the rear. That just looks dangerous.
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I do respect some of the guys on bags because they drive at a normal ride height. But this dude is static and has zero suspension travel in the rear. That just looks dangerous.
You lost me at the highlight...
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