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      07-11-2021, 05:59 AM   #32605
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1. To find a woman you need time OR money (that's "time + money" in math). If you have money a woman will find you in no time.

4. "Money is the root of all evil." (if it is. Not yet all, at least, perhaps. )

No, a stupid/incorrect joke isn't a joke. It's bullshit.
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1. To find a woman you need time OR money (that's "time + money" in math). If you have money a woman will find you in no time.

4. "Money is the root of all evil." (if it is. Not yet all, at least, perhaps. )

No, a stupid/incorrect joke isn't a joke. It's bullshit.
And yet it somehow makes perfect sense to me.
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And yet it somehow makes perfect sense to me.
What's the sense?
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1. To find a woman you need time OR money (that's "time + money" in math). If you have money a woman will find you in no time.

4. "Money is the root of all evil." (if it is. Not yet all, at least, perhaps. )

No, a stupid/incorrect joke isn't a joke. It's bullshit.
Lighten up, Francis.
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What's the sense?
It's called a joke
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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When a woman buys five pick-axes, you have to know she's up to no good. And they couldn't use normal photoshop to blot out the license plate, like everyone else?
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He picked the wrong one

i`ll take my ban now
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He picked the wrong one

i`ll take my ban now
He he he...

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The old thread is over there
(he states as he points in the wrong direction)

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She was so bad at it, she had to be reported.
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This happened in Bulgaria. Had nothing to do with a female. Employer refused to pay his employees. The seven dwarfs must have been pissed!
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