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      07-01-2016, 09:24 AM   #3169
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I haven't been talking to any of my matches. I usually go on for a day then take a week or so off, have too much shit going on lately.

Was swapping nudes with the chick I posted a couple days ago last night though.
Oddly enough, I'm usually online at the same time that they happen to send messages. Which is usually the last 2-3 hours of the day.


Bartender chick?
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      07-01-2016, 09:26 AM   #3170
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Where is Tara? I texted her this AM and no reply!
OMG it's 6:26am here. Anyways, I'm up now.
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      07-01-2016, 09:28 AM   #3171
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Btw it's a holiday here! HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!

Going to watch a parade today and will probably get sunburnt. Ugh.
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      07-01-2016, 09:28 AM   #3172
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Oddly enough, I'm usually online at the same time that they happen to send messages. Which is usually the last 2-3 hours of the day.


Bartender chick?

My usage varies, some days I'll be like yeah lets check it out, other days I just don't give a flying fuck.

Nah, she's married I'm swearing off that. It's the blonde 21 year old, posted her pic a while back, not sure what page it's on at this point.


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Btw it's a holiday here! HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!

Going to watch a parade today and will probably get sunburnt. Ugh.
Better go fill up on poutine and take shots of maple syrup in celebration. Also, break an ankle or something to utilize the health care system, eh.
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      07-01-2016, 09:30 AM   #3173
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Super liked Gary Coleman this morning.
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      07-01-2016, 09:31 AM   #3174
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Btw it's a holiday here! HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!

Going to watch a parade today and will probably get sunburnt. Ugh.
You always did like a nice tan.

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My usage varies, some days I'll be like yeah lets check it out, other days I just don't give a flying fuck.

Nah, she's married I'm swearing off that. It's the blonde 21 year old, posted her pic a while back, not sure what page it's on at this point.
Shit, yeah I don't remember her.
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      07-01-2016, 09:32 AM   #3175
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Shit, yeah I don't remember her.
I can post when I get home, for some reason the attachments button isn't working on my work laptop.
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      07-01-2016, 09:39 AM   #3176
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I can post when I get home, for some reason the attachments button isn't working on my work laptop.
This one?

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...postcount=1058
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Wtf your dating Gary Coleman
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      07-01-2016, 09:40 AM   #3178
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Yeah so.
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      07-01-2016, 09:45 AM   #3179
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Don't be jealous.
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      07-01-2016, 09:48 AM   #3181
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Swipe right. I dare you.
I couldn't do it. Like, I really considered it just so I could tell it that it looks like Gary Coleman. But I didn't wanna see the notification bubble just to see it in my matches.


I've been doing well with my quality-ish swiping.
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      07-01-2016, 09:53 AM   #3183
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Super liked Gary Coleman this morning.
I dont know dude.. Her dick might be bigger than yours..
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      07-01-2016, 09:55 AM   #3184
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I dont know dude.. Her dick might be bigger than yours..
Probably benches 5 times its bodyweight, too.
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Probably benches 5 times its bodyweight, too.
I'd date her just for the Lord of the Rings trivia-off.
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Link isn't loading for some reason so I'm just going to say yes.



Also, I like how you call Gary Coleman and it. I chuckled.
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I'd date her just for the Lord of the Rings trivia-off.
I actually found that pretty intriguing, also. It's fun to read innovative bios. I also like the ones that say shit like 45% Gryffindor, 45% Ravenclaw, 10% Slytherin.
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Probably benches 5 times its bodyweight, too.
LMAO "its body weight", like here is no scientific description for this biological mass yet..
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Real talk, it's all over the place. I really need to get settled down and start focusing on her more.

We both expressed feelings for each other on Tuesday. It reminded me of the time before I started moving around.
...., what are those?
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I knew it.
Knew what?
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So, did you DM her with regard to a business inquiry?


EDIT: Also, is she Azn?
Unfortunately, she doesn't live within a reasonable radius.

She is Azn. I know, shocker coming from me.
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Shit, sometimes it happens within the same 15 minute period. That never used to happen before. Same thing I told silvergray545.


It's like they're trying to catch us mass right-swiping again. Nope.
Mass right swiping has ill effects that last for weeks. I'm good on that.
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The other problem is, the app removed the feature that showed the last login, so you never know who is actually active on the app, who forgot to delete it, or what the current status is of the user. So half of the right swipes are probably automatically null.
I glad they removed that shit. Bitches be stalking me like, "I saw you were on 6 minutes ago. We matched 7 minutes ago. You gonna ignore me all day!?"
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That boner would take a lot of work.
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