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1MOREMOD · 08-25-2016, 04:34 PM

Did he give you herpes also?

jtodd_fl · 08-25-2016, 04:43 PM

Waffles had shoei's baby? Is this why you had to send her away?

shoei · 08-25-2016, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by Lups

Don't be afraid when you all wake up and your dicks look like raisins. It's just me loving you back.

Oh, if they turn green, don't worry, that's the mold.

And for OLD shoei and ASBSECU E93 this would be different than this morning how?

Congrats - you also are now a recipient of the 'fuq'r' response

FTR - I am not old!!!

I'm not older....

I am not a senior citizen.

Realistically- I have another 20-25 years of gainful work time horizon.

DAMMIT shoei - this is one of two things you helped create that I have to correct!!

You are way older than I though...

My greatest creation however is -

"Miss Piggy..."

The Choosey begger · 08-25-2016, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Congrats - you also are now a recipient of the 'fuq'r' response

FTR - I am not old!!!

I'm not older....

I am not a senior citizen.

Realistically- I have another 20-25 years of gainful work time horizon.

DAMMIT shoei - this is one of two things you helped create that I have to correct!!

I see a pattern with Shoei when it comes to fabrications.

Lups · 08-25-2016, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Congrats - you also are now a recipient of the 'fuq'r' response

FTR - I am not old!!!

I'm not older....

I am not a senior citizen.

Realistically- I have another 20-25 years of gainful work time horizon.

DAMMIT shoei - this is one of two things you helped create that I have to correct!!

Dude don't be upset with our old shoei, he's picking on you only because he doesn't know an other person as matured as he is who can type. See, it's not personal!
Oh, and never mind this comment either!

"mom, that waffle is gonna be like your friend's donkey heart if you don't take it off. Abandonment issues stick.Hell, whisk me away too to a better home if I can have a real breakfast there."

Okay, that didn't happen but it could've!

shoei · 08-25-2016, 05:40 PM

I don't know if anyone quite understood what you just said, but that's kind of par for the course... You mentioned Waffles and abandonment so I will laugh for you and also give you an appreciate though?

///M Power-Belgium · 08-25-2016, 05:57 PM

What a mess...

jtodd_fl · 08-25-2016, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

What a mess...

Out of toilet paper?

///M Power-Belgium · 08-25-2016, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Out of toilet paper?

Look at your front door...

shoei · 08-25-2016, 06:52 PM

That... Made zero sense... Zero !!! Like the amount of toilet paper you have...

1MOREMOD · 08-25-2016, 07:50 PM

Both your front door and toilet paper are made from wood. He is suggesting you process your front door into paper. Or just use a pine cone

shoei · 08-25-2016, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Both your front door and toilet paper are made from wood. He is suggesting you process your front door into paper. Or just use a pine cone

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ASBSECU E93 · 08-25-2016, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Both your front door and toilet paper are made from wood. He is suggesting you process your front door into paper. Or just use a pine cone

He doesn't know a pine cone from an ice cream cone...

The Choosey begger · 08-25-2016, 08:04 PM

I think he meant he'd love to take a shit at jtodd_fl's front door.

///M Power-Belgium · 08-25-2016, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Both your front door and toilet paper are made from wood. He is suggesting you process your front door into paper. Or just use a pine cone

Finally a smart person in the mess !

Congrats Chris

In other words...

The worldwide population flushes "every single day" "27,000 trees" through our worldwide toilets !
Because toilet paper is made from trees (wood)

1MOREMOD · 08-25-2016, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Thank you sir!

08njSTEP · 08-25-2016, 08:14 PM

Not if you buy the good stuff. Mine is made from unicorn hide. Soooooo soft.

///M Power-Belgium · 08-25-2016, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

He doesn't know a pine cone from an ice cream cone...

Be carefull before talking my friend , because one of my hobby's from the past was sculptor in wood .
Actually I know everything about wood

///M Power-Belgium · 08-25-2016, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

Not if you buy the good stuff. Mine is made from unicorn hide. Soooooo soft.

That's only for sexy pussies .

shoei · 08-25-2016, 08:19 PM

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///M Power-Belgium · 08-25-2016, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

I think he meant he'd love to take a shit at jtodd_fl's front door.

Dang... I could I forget about that !

08njSTEP · 08-25-2016, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

That's only for sexy pussies .

Wait.....what? Did you just call me a sexy pussy? Phil are you hitting on me? Or looking for a beating?

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