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      06-30-2016, 02:47 PM   #3015
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Got it. Whats the username?>
She makes you sign an e-waiver saying she's not liable if you wind up fapping yourself into the hospital. Her attorney will be in contact with you by the end of the day.
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      06-30-2016, 02:50 PM   #3016
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Unfortunately, she was a swipe from a long time ago. I just creeped her IG. Whole thing is in Spanish. Damn it, another girl for Verbiage.
Lol she's a bit far south, isn't she?
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      06-30-2016, 02:51 PM   #3017
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She makes you sign an e-waiver saying she's not liable if you wind up fapping yourself into the hospital. Her attorney will be in contact with you by the end of the day.


Unfortunately for her, she cant send me that waiver unless she follows me back. and i have ultimate approval rights
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Lol she's a bit far south, isn't she?
Miami? I don't think so. Isn't that where we need to be?
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Unfortunately for her, she cant send me that waiver unless she follows me back. and i have ultimate approval rights
Lol you seen her ratio? Good luck.
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Lol you seen her ratio? Good luck.
Exactly what I was thinking. Lmao
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Unfortunately for her, she cant send me that waiver unless she follows me back. and i have ultimate approval rights
Lol you seen her ratio? Good luck.
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      06-30-2016, 03:08 PM   #3023
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If you get a follow back, book the next flight to Vegas.
@Sara504 cmon I wanna go to Vegas!!
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Sara504 who is that in your IG videos. She's bad AF.
That's my boo/ co worker Jessica. She's my fighter. She went through some horrible shit last year with the murder of our friend. You can watch Jessica on this episode of The First 48. This one has no commercials. Watch it. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3yozur


Or you can view it on YouTube. It's so sad to see her cry
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That's my boo/ co worker Jessica. She's my fighter. She went through some horrible shit last year with the murder of our friend. You can watch Jessica on this episode of The First 48. This one has no commercials. Watch it. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3yozur


Or you can view it on YouTube. It's so sad to see her cry
Aw man.

I'm gonna take a look once I'm home, shift is over in literally one minute.
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Aw man.

I'm gonna take a look once I'm home, shift is over in literally one minute.
It was such a horrible murder.
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That's my boo/ co worker Jessica. She's my fighter. She went through some horrible shit last year with the murder of our friend. You can watch Jessica on this episode of The First 48. This one has no commercials. Watch it. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3yozur


Or you can view it on YouTube. It's so sad to see her cry

Oh man this looks terrible

My friend is dating a girl who was previously married to a vet who had PTSD. The guy ended up murdering her mom and then killing himself... I cant even imagine what she went through
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Cunning linguist...

cunnilingus.

This feels like a hail mary for his tinder career
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Wait. Is that THE Litos??? Age is about right. What city?
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Wait. Is that THE Litos??? Age is about right. What city?
San Diego I guess
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Wait. Is that THE Litos??? Age is about right. What city?
San Diego
Hmmm that seriously looks like him. You're not joking, right?
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Who is THE Litos? previous member here?
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Who is THE Litos? previous member here?
Banned member. Infamous for posting shots of his petite wife with aftermarket boobs and a bubble butt. Thought he was from Florida or Texas though.
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Banned member. Infamous for posting shots of his petite wife with aftermarket boobs and a bubble butt. Thought he was from Florida or Texas though.
She's got a wide body kit? Sweet. Totes ready for SEMA.
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The way he used to talk, you'd think he was married to a VS model.
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