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      12-01-2020, 05:35 PM   #29261
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Those prints are not anything close to dog (there should be claw marks) but much closer to cat (i.e. retractable claws). So a neighbor with any tracking knowledge would understand the failed joke.
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Those prints are not anything close to dog (there should be claw marks) but much closer to cat (i.e. retractable claws). So a neighbor with any tracking knowledge would understand the failed joke.
Clearly your neighbors are FAR smarter than any I have ever had. Like ever.
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Not all the time....and it isn't just parents.......I mean what?
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Or six sigma humor. Inventory management from my past... *shudders*
and also for how data is fed through different types of computer chips...
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I could sense a lean manufacturing reference in this thread.
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Nope. They are all made with special phasing matter and are shared on all parallel Earths. You NEVER know which multiverse they will be in.
If quantum superposition says any chunk of matter can occupy 2 places at once - it can also be no where at the same time..............
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If quantum superposition says any chunk of matter can occupy 2 places at once - it can also be no where at the same time..............
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