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      02-24-2015, 04:18 PM   #265
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Banned because a knife is not a weapon, but rather a multi use cutting utensil. A gun is a weapon. What rock did you grow up under?
Banned for not knowing that weaponry is one of the multi uses of a knife.
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      02-24-2015, 07:54 PM   #267
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^ Banned for not acknowledging that the only true purpose of the knife is to be used as weapon.

Every other use is just sharpening the knife to be used as a weapon.

... I thought every ninja knew this...
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      02-25-2015, 12:46 AM   #268
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Banned because a knife is not a weapon, but rather a multi use cutting utensil. A gun is a weapon. What rock did you grow up under?
lmao i grew up under a shitty moss covered rock in america's armpit.
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      02-25-2015, 07:43 AM   #270
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Banned for not knowing that weaponry is one of the multi uses of a knife.
Banned because you are right. I did technically use it to kill this spider that was waiting for me to go to sleep the other night.
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      02-25-2015, 08:59 AM   #271
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^ Banned for not acknowledging that the only true purpose of the knife is to be used as weapon.

Every other use is just sharpening the knife to be used as a weapon.

... I thought every ninja knew this...
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lmao i grew up under a shitty moss covered rock in america's armpit.
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Banned because you are right. I did technically use it to kill this spider that was waiting for me to go to sleep the other night.
YOU'RE ALL BANNED!
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      02-25-2015, 09:34 AM   #273
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You are all banned, because you are all literally trying to get me banned.



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^^ Banning for not swinging by my work yesterday and getting a beer... lame
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^^ Banning for not swinging by my work yesterday and getting a beer... lame
Mmmm, I ended up heading to Rocky Mount. How late do you work during the week?
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      02-25-2015, 01:35 PM   #281
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Yeah I agree, what is this the 6th grade? On with the ban.
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Yeah I agree, what is this the 6th grade? On with the ban.
Banned for calling 6th grade old school. That's young school

And anyone who doesn't appreciate old school is also banned
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^ Banned for snapping the whip on the youngstas.

They don't get hit... they get "time outs".
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^ Banned for wanting to spare the rod and spoil the child.

I had a couple in a restaurant applaud me for giving my son a quick snap when he was misbehaving. I didn't have to do it very often.
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^ Banned for wanting to spare the rod and spoil the child.

I had a couple in a restaurant applaud me for giving my son a quick snap when he was misbehaving. I didn't have to do it very often.
I applaud you teaching your child about discipline and respect. More parents need to take a page from your book.

Banned for using "rod" and "child" in the same sentence... I am familiar with how your imagination gets the best of you, Uncle...
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