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shoei · 08-25-2016, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by shoei

Not sure about current... Last I heard it's been all sorts of neglected... But, here he is again in happier times...

How about this one you sent me last week?

There he is...

Or was... Whatever...

R.I.P

Mr Tonka · 08-25-2016, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

How about this one you sent me last week?

Well, at least i don't have to worry about her being mad at my post.

shoei · 08-25-2016, 03:01 PM

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He looked so happy in that picture.

I think we need some current shots.

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Originally Posted by Lups

You're evil.

In the absence of any images (not sure where poor Peter went), I suppose we could always just imagine his life now.

Fairly certain he is out in the cold rain, alone in the dark with no warm garage at night...I can almost see his little hood shivering right now...brings a tear to the eye.

And he has absolutely no milk in his trunk.

And is barely used.

Just sits there. Alone.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. In the absence of a picture, I was going to try to use a thousand words to create a picture. But then I realized that I didn't care that much, and I feel like I managed to create an adequate picture using the above.

You're welcome.

Don't forget where his tires are under inflated and curb rash... On all four tires...

Mr Tonka · 08-25-2016, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

There he is...

Or was... Whatever...

R.I.P

This made me LOL.

And kind of worry for your safety.

shoei · 08-25-2016, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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There he is...

Or was... Whatever...

R.I.P

This made me LOL.

And kind of worry for your safety.

Not overly worried... She can't swim and no car...

jtodd_fl · 08-25-2016, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Well, at least i don't have to worry about her being mad at my post.

I was just trying to spare her the pain of the latest photo, but may as well rip the bandaid off...

shoei · 08-25-2016, 03:05 PM

Toe hook looks salvageable...

shoei · 08-25-2016, 03:07 PM

Also come to the realization that this picture depicts Anglo-incy pretty well... His rebuttal will be some lame attempt at milf's or single moms or something of the sort, but still applicable...

Anglo vs rest of the free world...

MKSixer · 08-25-2016, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

In prison, shoei 's nickname IS Tranny "garage queen".

I'm still fixing stuff...

MKSixer · 08-25-2016, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

This is ludicrous !! Deflection !!! You old farts trying to drag me into your era !!!

Just remember to make the checks out for me in the agreed upon amount !! That's all you should be focused on right now !!

That's correct. We're trying to pull you forward AND keep you on the straight and narrow. This is hard work.

ASBSECU E93 and me should be compensated.

shoei · 08-25-2016, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

This is ludicrous !! Deflection !!! You old farts trying to drag me into your era !!!

Just remember to make the checks out for me in the agreed upon amount !! That's all you should be focused on right now !!

That's correct. We're trying to pull you forward AND keep you on the straight and narrow. This is hard work.

ASBSECU E93 and me should be compensated.

Yep... I'll make sure you two have the best hospice care ever... Bed pans changed at least weekly...

MKSixer · 08-25-2016, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Yep... I'll make sure you two have the best hospice care ever... Bed pans changed at least weekly...

You forgot the photo of the guy not making it out of the LTC...
That is you.
Embrace it. You're already living it.

Lups · 08-25-2016, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Not sure about current... Last I heard it's been all sorts of neglected... But, here he is again in happier times...

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I thought you said he was stolen and stripped for parts.

Edit: Was i not supposed to say that?

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

In the absence of any images (not sure where poor Peter went), I suppose we could always just imagine his life now.

Fairly certain he is out in the cold rain, alone in the dark with no warm garage at night...I can almost see his little hood shivering right now...brings a tear to the eye.

And he has absolutely no milk in his trunk.

And is barely used.

Just sits there. Alone.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. In the absence of a picture, I was going to try to use a thousand words to create a picture. But then I realized that I didn't care that much, and I feel like I managed to create an adequate picture using the above.

You're welcome.

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The Milf hunter is good, he already offered you to drive his car. If you play your cards right, $3k to have it shipped to Finland for a few months is no problem.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

How about this one you sent me last week?

I'm cool with your words since I've learned voodoo. Don't be afraid when you all wake up and your dicks look like raisins. It's just me loving you back.

Oh, if they turn green, don't worry, that's the mold.

Lups · 08-25-2016, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Not overly worried... She can't swim and no car...

I hate you.

shoei · 08-25-2016, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Not overly worried... She can't swim and no car...

I hate you.

Is there a heart emoji? I would apply it here...

The Choosey begger · 08-25-2016, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Also come to the realization that this picture depicts Anglo-incy pretty well... His rebuttal will be some lame attempt at milf's or single moms or something of the sort, but still applicable...

Anglo vs rest of the free world...

shoei · 08-25-2016, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

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Originally Posted by shoei

Also come to the realization that this picture depicts Anglo-incy pretty well... His rebuttal will be some lame attempt at milf's or single moms or something of the sort, but still applicable...

Anglo vs rest of the free world...

Lups · 08-25-2016, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Is there a heart emoji? I would apply it here...

There is, since apparently I still like you even after this shit.
Dude the last time I did not buy a car in seven years. Be nice. I want to think Peter's new owner knows how to drive a manual. When we texted a way back, he did mention pampering him and that was a horrible thing to hear.

But seriously. I haven't even looked at cars. I know my life demands something soon again and that since I'm me it will be something other tham an suv.

But with that one I made epic memories. My kids learned how to shift and hoe to drive in it. I did mad trips and I was sooo fucking happy to fetch milk every time.

Come on, how could I replace that?

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Never fuck with moms. We have been screwed before and we are the reason shitheads keep on spreading.

UncleWede · 08-25-2016, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Don't be afraid when you all wake up and your dicks look like raisins. It's just me loving you back.

Oh, if they turn green, don't worry, that's the mold.

And for OLD shoei and ASBSECU E93 this would be different than this morning how?

Lups · 08-25-2016, 04:20 PM

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And for OLD shoei and ASBSECU E93 this would be different than this morning how?

Voodoo works see! They are old enough for them not to remember it happened before my curse.

Now I'll just report this thread and claim it to be a bad one for M3 owners and I'm home clear.

That car... The fucking idiot crushed in a clear night, in Seattle to a buss stop and a tree. And it's a dct. You fuck with the things I love, I take away your working bits.

Lol, it is clear that the folks have gathered that I have attachment issues with vehicles.

Hey wade, was it the left kidney side that took away the ability to enjoy food? Or was it the eye socket punch? I'm still new with these pins...

jtodd_fl · 08-25-2016, 04:26 PM

ASBSECU E93 · 08-25-2016, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by Lups

Don't be afraid when you all wake up and your dicks look like raisins. It's just me loving you back.

Oh, if they turn green, don't worry, that's the mold.

And for OLD shoei and ASBSECU E93 this would be different than this morning how?

Congrats - you also are now a recipient of the 'fuq'r' response

FTR - I am not old!!!

I'm not older....

I am not a senior citizen.

Realistically- I have another 20-25 years of gainful work time horizon.

DAMMIT shoei - this is one of two things you helped create that I have to correct!!

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