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      09-20-2015, 08:34 PM   #265
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      09-21-2015, 01:15 PM   #266
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      09-21-2015, 01:27 PM   #267
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Lets see

The begging 3 years for me was daily ish, after 3 -7 years it was a steady 3-4 times weekly. Now 7 - 11 (currently 11) I'm looking at 1 - 3 times on weekends mostly per week.

How ever when she gets fatter I stop having sex or limit sex to 1 time every 10-14 days. Erections are harder to come by at that point. She then realizes what is going on and gets back in the gym. Starts working out and the ratio slowly stabilizes again.

I can make a Line graph if you would like....

But I think what is important here is the quality of the sex. When I started with the 1 a days it was just sex. After 3 years of practice my stamina was over 15 minutes and she would average an O per session. Fast forward to now it's a 30-45 minute session and she averages at least 2 - 3 O's and the other thing.... I think I'm providing to much details at this point but hope this helps.
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      09-21-2015, 01:30 PM   #268
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Lets see

The begging 3 years for me was daily ish, after 3 -7 years it was a steady 3-4 times weekly. Now 7 - 11 (currently 11) I'm looking at 1 - 3 times on weekends mostly per week.

How ever when she gets fatter I stop having sex or limit sex to 1 time every 10-14 days. Erections are harder to come by at that point. She then realizes what is going on and gets back in the gym. Starts working out and the ratio slowly stabilizes again.

I can make a Line graph if you would like....

But I think what is important here is the quality of the sex. When I started with the 1 a days it was just sex. After 3 years of practice my stamina was over 15 minutes and she would average an O per session. Fast forward to now it's a 30-45 minute session and she averages at least 2 - 3 O's and the other thing.... I think I'm providing to much details at this point but hope this helps.
way too long for me. i go for speed records everytime. Gotta get it done during the commercials.

I always finish so I dont see the issue
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      09-21-2015, 01:31 PM   #269
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way too long for me. i go for speed records everytime. Gotta get it done during the commercials.

I always finish so I dont see the issue
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      09-21-2015, 01:48 PM   #270
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all ya married guys are liars

i have sex if and only if missus wants it. sad but true.
The person who wants sex least controls the sex and most likely the relationship. Since my hand has no diminishing return of beauty, I there for can control the relationship with a little self control and self service.

If you learn to say "no" you can turn the tables
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      09-21-2015, 01:50 PM   #271
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The person who wants sex least controls the sex and most likely the relationship. Since my hand has no diminishing return of beauty, I there for can control the relationship with a little self control and self service.

If you learn to say "no" you can turn the tables
Yeah right... When my wife says lets do it
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      09-21-2015, 02:02 PM   #272
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Sara504 LainyLove Do i see a friendly size 0 vs size 2 competition...
No competition. Bigger is better. She wins.
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      09-21-2015, 02:04 PM   #273
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When I first started this relationship, everything was great with the once daily routine. But abt a month ago, we decided to move to her apartment instead of staying at mine as it is closer to work, everything seem to go south. She became less proactive and began to say stuff like she is tired and stuff. I ask her whether there's anything wrong and she said no. She is still the same when she out with plenty of PDA, but as soon as we get home she just slops on the bed and wants to sleep. I know that these things fades with time. My ex and I managed to keep this once daily thing going for five years right up until the point when she moved out (for family reason). I'm only 6 months with this girl. This sudden change worries me. Normally I wouldn't care that much, but I think I like to keep this girl.
I will tell u right now what I see that is wrong with this....

6 month relationship, you move in with the girl.

You made yourself to available man! In all honesty the only way you keep women (don't ask them they won't tell you this) is by being mysterious "James Bond" Secret agent. This was a huge mistake and your dropping her interest in you drastically. Unfortunately when they loose enough interest there is no coming back.

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I will tell u right now what I see that is wrong with this....

6 month relationship, you move in with the girl.

You made yourself to available man! In all honesty the only way you keep women (don't ask them they won't tell you this) is by being mysterious "James Bond" Secret agent. This was a huge mistake and your dropping her interest in you drastically. Unfortunately when they loose enough interest there is no coming back.

Askmen.com (Doc Love section) for more information
And here I thought your financial advise was the worse thing you had to offer.
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And here I thought your financial advise was the worse thing you had to offer.
I have never given advise.... I only take it sir

Also I have had a girl for 11 years so I might know a little something about something
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I have never given advise.... I only take it sir

Also I have had a girl for 11 years so I might know a little something about something
yeah me too, the same girl, but doesnt make me an expert. Hell, I'm not even an expert with her.
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      09-22-2015, 11:56 AM   #277
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Been with the better 1/2 about 11 years, married a little over 5 years. When we first got together it was obviously everyday for the first year we would see each other maybe 5 times a week. Then after a year and change we moved in together. Was just about everyday until we had our son in 2007 and it dropped down to maybe 4 times a week. Fast forward to now, on average 3-4 times a week so I cannot complain

EDIT: lol been married a little over 7. Good thing she doesn't come on here lurking.
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      09-22-2015, 12:04 PM   #278
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Been with the better 1/2 about 11 years, married a little over 5 years. When we first got together it was obviously everyday for the first year we would see each other maybe 5 times a week. Then after a year and change we moved in together. Was just about everyday until we had our son in 2007 and it dropped down to maybe 4 times a week. Fast forward to now, on average 3-4 times a week so I cannot complain

EDIT: lol been married a little over 7. Good thing she doesn't come on here lurking.
Wrong forum. This is the Penthouse Forum thread.
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      09-22-2015, 12:53 PM   #279
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married 9 years 2 kids 1 on the way. i'm lucky if i get 2 times a week..
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5 pages a day , not bad .
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