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      10-13-2020, 01:09 PM   #28513
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So that's what it takes for them to fire you rather than just assign you to a different parish? Anyone else here remember Divine's infamous 'stations of the cross' scene?
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So that's what it takes for them to fire you rather than just assign you to a different parish? Anyone else here remember Divine's infamous 'stations of the cross' scene?
Suspended, not necessarily fired...
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John Cena??? Where????

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kscarrol, I think this is closer to you than to me, this time.
The Catholics may not agree, but this man is a champion of life.
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The Catholics may not agree, but this man is a champion of life.
I feel like his blunder was doing it on the altar of a church. He was asking to get caught.
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The Catholics may not agree, but this man is a champion of life.
I know some Catholics who'd be good with the Menage trois.
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kscarrol, I think this is closer to you than to me, this time.
Since you took the high road and withheld pictures, I'll take the low road...

I guess when you're a priest you can't be too picky but not even with Gary Larson's 11 ft pole! These women are not attractive and check out the the one on the right... BYOP (Bring Your Own Penicillin) party right there.
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Since you took the high road and withheld pictures, I'll take the low road...

I guess when you're a priest you can't be too picky but not even with Gary Larson's 11 ft pole! These women are not attractive and check out the the one on the right... BYOP (Bring Your Own Penicillin) party right there.

Why in Gods name did you have to burst my bubble? I had this whole Porn thing going in my mind and you had to be "that guy"......damn, I'm usually "that guy".
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Since you took the high road and withheld pictures, I'll take the low road...

I guess when you're a priest you can't be too picky but not even with Gary Larson's 11 ft pole! These women are not attractive and check out the the one on the right... BYOP (Bring Your Own Penicillin) party right there.
Wtf. The one in the middle looks like a bootleg younger version of Nick Nolte.
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Since you took the high road and withheld pictures, I'll take the low road...

I guess when you're a priest you can't be too picky but not even with Gary Larson's 11 ft pole! These women are not attractive and check out the the one on the right... BYOP (Bring Your Own Penicillin) party right there.
Just when I don't think we can't get any lower, someone blows the bottom out of the basement. SMFH.
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Just when I don't think we can't get any lower, someone blows the bottom out of the basement. SMFH.
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Good for you, that might end up getting you one of "those" videos in reply.
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You just made me spill my Coke Zero, bastard!! Thank goodness it's too early for scotch. I would have really been angry then!!! Well done, my friend!!

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Good for you, that might end up getting you one of "those" videos in reply.
Is this a request?

What say you, UncleWede and cmyx6go?
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Is this a request?

What say you, UncleWede and cmyx6go?
I think we've been down this road before.
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Thank goodness it's too early for scotch.

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