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To put it lightly, she has the same warped sense of humor that I do--had an awesome dinner, and as we get into the car shes like you better come back to my apartment...

but what is dope is shes like--even without sex this date was amazing, everything lived up to what i was expecting..

and I was like

Disclaimer: this is NOT the stripper
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To put it lightly, she has the same warped sense of humor that I do--had an awesome dinner, and as we get into the car shes like you better come back to my apartment...

but what is dope is shes like--even without sex this date was amazing, everything lived up to what i was expecting..

and I was like

Disclaimer: this is NOT the stripper
1. That you know of.
2. Yet.
3. Allegedly.
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To put it lightly, she has the same warped sense of humor that I do--had an awesome dinner, and as we get into the car shes like you better come back to my apartment...

but what is dope is shes like--even without sex this date was amazing, everything lived up to what i was expecting..

and I was like

Disclaimer: this is NOT the stripper
What I took from this was that the sex wasn't noteworthy enough to enhance the quality of the date, and when I saw that it wasn't the stripper, it made sense.



Just kidding man. Glad you enjoyed yourself, even better that she did. What did you guys have for dinner, other than each other?
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To put it lightly, she has the same warped sense of humor that I do--had an awesome dinner, and as we get into the car shes like you better come back to my apartment...

but what is dope is shes like--even without sex this date was amazing, everything lived up to what i was expecting..

and I was like

Disclaimer: this is NOT the stripper
What I took from this was that the sex wasn't noteworthy enough to enhance the quality of the date, and when I saw that it wasn't the stripper, it made sense.



Just kidding man. Glad you enjoyed yourself, even better that she did. What did you guys have for dinner, other than each other?
Hahahah! that was pre sex, I should have been more specific.. This was like just laying on her bed watching ESPN.

She's like "this was a great date even if we don't have sex"


And I was like ya we're going to bang just let me finish these damn highlights of d wade!!


Anyways we went to this Spanish place in Huntington village. I went bougie and got some weird crab cake thing, she got some empanadas
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Hahahah! that was pre sex, I should have been more specific.. This was like just laying on her bed watching ESPN.

She's like "this was a great date even if we don't have sex"


And I was like ya we're going to bang just let me finish these damn highlights of d wade!!


Anyways we went to this Spanish place in Huntington village. I went bougie and got some weird crab cake thing, she got some empanadas
Should've done like the Canadians do with Hockey Night in Canada. Don't wait for SportsCenter to be over. Just hit it from behind so you can both watch.

Also: Hope you don't need D Wade to get aroused. *shudder*
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Hahahah! that was pre sex, I should have been more specific.. This was like just laying on her bed watching ESPN.

She's like "this was a great date even if we don't have sex"


And I was like ya we're going to bang just let me finish these damn highlights of d wade!!


Anyways we went to this Spanish place in Huntington village. I went bougie and got some weird crab cake thing, she got some empanadas
Is she Hispanic? Just wondering. No race cyst.



That sounds quite genuine. Nothing like implying you want sex without really implying it.
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It's not a 'goat' burger...jeez.
Don't like anything goat. Sorry man. Goat cheese tastes like ricotta cheese fermented under an armpit to me.

Can't handle the gaminess of goat anything. One time at Aquavit, I wigged out cuz they served bread with goat butter and the complimentary chef course had goat cheese in it. I literally scraped my tongue with s napkin dipped in MacAllan 15. I said, "am I getting punked? Why would a place serve goat butter without forewarning?"

Goat is mywifes335's culinary kryptonite.
I feel like Aquavit is the one place you have to just go with the flow, even if you wouldn't normally eat it... They serve up some odd shit, but damn it's good.
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It's not a 'goat' burger...jeez.
Don't like anything goat. Sorry man. Goat cheese tastes like ricotta cheese fermented under an armpit to me.

Can't handle the gaminess of goat anything. One time at Aquavit, I wigged out cuz they served bread with goat butter and the complimentary chef course had goat cheese in it. I literally scraped my tongue with s napkin dipped in MacAllan 15. I said, "am I getting punked? Why would a place serve goat butter without forewarning?"

Goat is mywifes335's culinary kryptonite.
Is butter that comes from a goat similar to the way fries come from a lamb?
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Is butter that comes from a goat similar to the way fries come from a lamb?
Haha... or Oysters from the Rocky Mountains?

You'll have to mentally substitute a goat for the churn... unable to find the perfect gif, unwilling too look to hard in fear that it is actually out there somewhere.
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@Biorin too bad you didn't stick with white. You could have done this to your M3 and picked up some much needed attention.

Srs, ostentatious much?
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Dammit, was hoping it was just a regular X6.

Reminds me of the decals offered for the M2's and those ridiculous performance decals. Dunno why that shit is an offering outside of adornment for a safety car.
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I feel like Aquavit is the one place you have to just go with the flow, even if you wouldn't normally eat it... They serve up some odd shit, but damn it's good.
Hahaha. I was trying to. But the goat just messed me up. Haven't been back.

I recall herring was good though.

You like Aquavit?
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Is butter that comes from a goat similar to the way fries come from a lamb?
Haha, sure tasted like it!

Essence of Rocky Mountain oysters.

Inb4: no, never had those. Never tasted goat balls or ball juice. Speculating.
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@Biorin too bad you didn't stick with white. You could have done this to your M3 and picked up some much needed attention.

Srs, ostentatious much?
Just a tad....
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Haha... or Oysters from the Rocky Mountains?

You'll have to mentally substitute a goat for the churn... unable to find the perfect gif, unwilling too look to hard in fear that it is actually out there somewhere.
She'd be churning upside down.
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1. You are sitting way too far from the wheel, arms are reaching for the wheel
2. Your seat is in gangster mode, your shoulders should be pressed flat against the seat.
3. Keep your hands at 9/3 stop shuffling them around
4. too much shit on windows obstructing vision
5. what kind of instructor didn't tell you this from the beginning?! (number 4 is probably ok)

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Sorry, I was on the road most of the day yesterday.

M3 Number 86 hit the nail on the head. Seating position is atrocious. Arms are almost fully extended while driving straight. Hands need to be kept at 9/3. Lots of unnecessary shuffling. I'm really surprised the instructor didn't fix these bad habits immediately. Once the fundamentals are fixed, then she can focus on building speed.
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What are these you speak of? They don't exist in Ohio.
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Sorry, I was on the road most of the day yesterday.

M3 Number 86 hit the nail on the head. Seating position is atrocious. Arms are almost fully extended while driving straight. Hands need to be kept at 9/3. Lots of unnecessary shuffling. I'm really surprised the instructor didn't fix these bad habits immediately. Once the fundamentals are fixed, then she can focus on building speed.
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