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      05-09-2016, 08:08 AM   #27347
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Dammit I hate cleaning up these #quotefails.


And the alley-oop gif was actually because I defended the special ed kids and was almost certain that my death was imminently forthcoming in your next post.
Heh. Oh. You were the alley and I was supposed to be the oop. My bad. Nah, defending special ed kids is cool. They deserve it. Maybe a bad choice of metaphor on my part. Like trying to explain quantum mechanics to liberal arts grad? Like trying to explain anime to a white suburban parent? Like trying to explain Archer to your mom?
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      05-09-2016, 08:11 AM   #27348
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Heh. Oh. You were the alley and I was supposed to be the pop. My bad. Nah, defending special ed kids is cool. They deserve it. Maybe a bad choice of metaphor on my part. Like trying to explain quantum mechanics to liberal arts grad? Like trying to explain anime to a white suburban parent? Like trying to explain Archer to your mom?
Like trying to explain an anime on quantum mechanics to Archer's mom?
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      05-09-2016, 08:11 AM   #27349
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Like trying to explain an anime on quantum mechanics to Archer's mom?


For that, you get the clap.
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      05-09-2016, 08:44 AM   #27351
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For that, you get the clap.
What if I don't want the clap?
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Wow, I get dunked on and he gets "Sir".
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Dammit I hate cleaning up these #quotefails.


And the alley-oop gif was actually because I defended the special ed kids and was almost certain that my death was imminently forthcoming in your next post.
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Like trying to explain an anime on quantum mechanics to Archer's mom?


For that, you get the clap.
Isn't a little early to be discussing verbiage's sexually transmitted diseases?
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Hey what happened to the guy that was going to Dallas today to be treated for excessive levels of EMF's from his BMW??? Did he survive the plane ride?

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http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...&highlight=emf
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You won't get it again since already active
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You won't get it again since already active
So it's like chicken pox?
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Hey what happened to the guy that was going to Dallas today to be treated for excessive levels of EMF's from his BMW??? Did he survive the plane ride?

Just in case you missed it...

http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...&highlight=emf
I got the lulz hard from that one.
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Hey what happened to the guy that was going to Dallas today to be treated for excessive levels of EMF's from his BMW??? Did he survive the plane ride?

Just in case you missed it...

http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...&highlight=emf
This was fucking gold!
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      05-09-2016, 10:22 AM   #27360
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Also, looks like Mywifes335 went ham in the Politics sub-forum over the weekend.


This is why I don't log on over the weekends, I deal with enough stress as it stands during the work week. LOL.
Never again Verb. Never again. And somehow the politicos ended up in the Amy Schumer thread.

I now hate her more.
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Never again Verb. Never again. And somehow the politicos ended up in the Amy Schumer thread.

I now hate her more.
Like, I wanted to reading, but I couldn't stop.
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I finally found Verbiage 's TRUE before and after pic. Great work man, great work... keep it up.
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Never again Verb. Never again. And somehow the politicos ended up in the Amy Schumer thread.

I now hate her more.
Like, I wanted to reading, but I couldn't stop.
You wanted to reading, hunh? Sounds like you wanted to English...

I couldn't handle that emf thread... So much troll... And stupidity... The sad part is, there are plenty of people like that out there...
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That emf thread was the reason I stopped visiting the general forums.
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I finally found Verbiage 's TRUE before and after pic. Great work man, great work... keep it up.
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Dude you found the ugliest possible black dude didn't you?!
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Dude you found the ugliest possible black dude didn't you?!
Hey, it's hard to find a jacked Sanka...
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Hey, it's hard to find a jacked Sanka...
I don't even look like him!



..thank God I don't look like him LOL.
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