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      06-29-2016, 06:20 PM   #2707
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Swipe to the right and ask her if she was a C-Section baby.

Enquiring minds want to know.
It may be appropriate to ask for her mother's home address and send consolatory flowers, or congratulatory, I don't know which.
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      06-29-2016, 06:20 PM   #2708
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      06-29-2016, 06:21 PM   #2709
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You're just gonna go straight for the head, aren't you.
It has definitely captured my attention and sparked curiosity. For better or worse.
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      06-29-2016, 06:22 PM   #2710
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You're just gonna go straight for the head, aren't you.
It has definitely captured my attention and sparked curiosity. For better or worse.
Dammit, I guess head puns are more difficult than cheese ones.
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      06-29-2016, 06:24 PM   #2711
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Dammit, I guess head puns are more difficult than cheese ones.
Ahh dammit. I missed the cue and got ahead of myself.
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      06-29-2016, 06:28 PM   #2712
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Yo. This bio got me LEANING bruh.
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      06-29-2016, 06:48 PM   #2715
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And this one comes with its own watermark.
Well that my friend ...Looks like 100% vacuum approved !
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      06-29-2016, 08:07 PM   #2716
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      06-29-2016, 08:08 PM   #2717
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When you pull up to a cute Indian chick, and the windows are down...
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Meeting a chick tonight. Kinda average looks-wise, seems very intelligent and sweet
Drop some Kishore Kumar/Raj Kapoor lines on her. That always works
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Lol where's Sara.
Sara504 is in the Louboutin shoe store as always looking to the highest heels !
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      06-29-2016, 08:39 PM   #2720
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Yo. This bio got me LEANING bruh.
I'm not feeling her...
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When you pull up to a cute Indian chick, and the windows are down...
Are you playing the field again!?
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      06-29-2016, 08:49 PM   #2722
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When you pull up to a cute Indian chick, and the windows are down...
Are you playing the field again!?
"Networking"...
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      06-29-2016, 08:52 PM   #2723
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Meeting a chick tonight. Kinda average looks-wise, seems very intelligent and sweet
Drop some Kishore Kumar/Raj Kapoor lines on her. That always works
Bhai, I'm gonna roll up to the bar Abhishek Bachchan style, pull out a gat on the valet boy for absolutely no reason, and then proceed to unbutton my shirt while a soft Hawaiian breeze gently caresses my nipples. As everyone stands in shock, I will fire a couple rounds in the group of gun-control feminists (the kind who's top lips never touch the bottom lips; see pic below) before proceeding to wink at the woke feminist in the left corner of the bar. Gonna walk up to Kelly with a bag of Cheetos in my hand like, "I'm dangerous."
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"Networking"...
Networking.

Why TF didn't I think of that?

Aatish for president.
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Ok guys. Dress and heels or jeans and flats for my arrival
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      06-29-2016, 09:27 PM   #2727
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Ok guys. Dress and heels or jeans and flats for my arrival
Jeans and flats. Love that combo
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Ok guys. Dress and heels or jeans and flats for my arrival
Jeans and flats. Save the dress for the boat
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