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      04-23-2016, 11:19 PM   #26401
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Yes I'm aware neonatal hyperbilirubinemia.
Whew! Thank God...you had me there for that one second.
I'll fill you in since you haven't been here long enough but 1moremod is the whitest drug dealer ever and he is funny but too cool for emoticons so he often confuses people.
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      04-23-2016, 11:21 PM   #26403
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Don't forget too cool for punctuation or quoting also.
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      04-23-2016, 11:32 PM   #26404
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Don't forget too cool for punctuation or quoting also.
Yeah I didn't want to get carried away since you're the biggest guy on here and could beat me up.
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      04-23-2016, 11:37 PM   #26405
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Not even close. Pictures are deceiving. I'm a skinny bitch.
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      04-23-2016, 11:38 PM   #26406
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I'll fill you in since you haven't been here long enough but 1moremod is the whitest drug dealer ever and he is funny but too cool for emoticons so he often confuses people.
That explains quite a bit actually.
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      04-24-2016, 03:27 AM   #26407
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gonna rub one out thinking of 1MOREMOD
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      04-24-2016, 10:13 AM   #26408
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      04-24-2016, 01:42 PM   #26409
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Pick someone else
This type of thing happens when you post a pic of yourself on the forum. You get used to it.
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      04-24-2016, 02:24 PM   #26410
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I went out shooting with new camera and came across this. Graffiti I can support. This is a phone pic, haven't got camera to web sorted yet.
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      04-24-2016, 03:18 PM   #26411
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This type of thing happens when you post a pic of yourself on the forum. You get used to it.
I understand, sometimes i jack it to my own picture.
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      04-24-2016, 04:12 PM   #26412
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I understand, sometimes i jack it to my own picture.
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      04-24-2016, 04:19 PM   #26413
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      04-24-2016, 06:16 PM   #26414
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Fuckin' whites. Ruin everything.
Always appropriating everyone else's culture.
What next? White rappers?
Funny... that eminem is

A) One of the greatest selling rap artists of all time...
B) Has taken a dump lyrically on almost anyone's song he has been featured on. No one wants to really feature him anymore after he outshined nearly everyone...
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      04-24-2016, 07:01 PM   #26415
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Got over 40mph today on one of the down hills.

Too bad i spend 5x as long doing 8mph up them. lol
Sounds a lot like my day, 65 miles, 4000' of up, max down 42. I agree 100% about the spending too much time going up the hills.
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      04-24-2016, 07:23 PM   #26416
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What the eff is this? I've got about a dozen of these spread around the yard. Never seen these in the eleven years we've been here.
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      04-24-2016, 08:33 PM   #26418
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Yep. Isn't it only the females too? Neighbor got a new dog.
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Don't forget too cool for punctuation or quoting also.
Yeah I didn't want to get carried away since you're the biggest guy on here and could beat me up.
Just don't accuse him of skipping leg day.
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Funny... that eminem is

A) One of the greatest selling rap artists of all time...
B) Has taken a dump lyrically on almost anyone's song he has been featured on. No one wants to really feature him anymore after he outshined nearly everyone...
Heh. And his list of features is pretty great. On the female side - Rihanna, Pink, Sia... Not bad.
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Don't forget too cool for punctuation or quoting also.
Yeah I didn't want to get carried away since you're the biggest guy on here and could beat me up.
Just don't accuse him of skipping leg day.
That's a low blow....
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That's a low blow....
Wait... Was that a pun? LOW blow?
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