[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by smoosh

I wouldn't want to drive a lease too much either

How dare you!

$80k is pocket change for shoei

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by shoei

It really did... You Canucks like to throw in an extra letter U into everything, or flip ER into RE... "Hey neighbour !! Say, that's a swell colour you've gone done and painted your house with ! How is your mum doing anyways?? She still got that giant moose head up in the centre of her mantle?? What's say we head on over to Tim Horton's and grab some coffee?? Then on the way back we can swing into Canadian Tire and pick up some feed for the Canadian Geese !!"

No self-respecting Canadian would call them "Canadian Geese". Some may or may not end their sentences with a preposition.

Paging Biorin to find a fuck up and shame me... again.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

To be fair... I randomly send her pictures of MY Peter...

I least I don't send you videos of Waffle's braying at you like a donkey in heat...

FIFY

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by smoosh

What are they filming? "The Downfall of Shoei: The Life and Experiences of a Closet Tranny IN PRISON"?

Pretty swell mate...car's a beast, 322 pedestrians later, it's still running strong

Guys, I'm having to fix a lot of crap here. Get this right.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

It's not !!! Kinda sorta ish... I've always been like that though... The F10 before her had 11k miles after 3 and a half years... But there were motorcycles that got ridden a ton in between...
Plus I travel a lot and never home... You know, in between incarcerations according to some members... *rolls eyeballs

Ah. Sequential garage queen ownership. Got it.
Nice attempt at a save with a motorcycle thrown in but I know the deal.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Guys, I'm having a lot of crap here. Can't get this right.

FIFY - just borrow some Metamucil from ASBSECU E93 , should fix you right up...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

FIFY - just borrow some Metamucil from ASBSECU E93 , should fix you right up...

Listen, we know what you're doing here. You're all over those whom you've determined to be old-ER in a sad attempt to deflect the fact that you actually voted for Lincoln.

It's fine. We get it.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Listen, we know what you're doing here. You're all over those whom you've determined to be old-ER in a sad attempt to deflect the fact that you actually voted for Lincoln.

It's fine. We get it.

This is ludicrous !! Deflection !!! You old farts trying to drag me into your era !!!

Just remember to make the checks out for me in the agreed upon amount !! That's all you should be focused on right now !!

[ASBSECU E93]

Hey MKSixer - shoei is still trying to fight the fact he is now in the club with us 'old' guys

It's like watching an athlete WELL past their prime trying to play another season...just sad, really

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey MKSixer - shoei is still trying to fight the fact he is now in the club with us 'old' guys

It's like watching an athlete WELL past their prime trying to play another season...just sad, really

That sounds like ALL of your posts, your texts and calls !!!

"Back when I was an ELITE athlete, we didn't even have helmets to use during football... Our basketball hoops were a basket with the bottoms cut out and our volleyball nets were just a string tied around a pole..."

I am NOT a part of your depends wearing, Metamucil club !!!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

That sounds like ALL of your posts, your texts and calls !!!

"Back when I was an ELITE athlete, we didn't even have helmets to use during football... Our basketball hoops were a basket with the bottoms cut out and our volleyball nets were just a string tied around a pole..."

I am NOT a part of your depends wearing, Metamucil club !!!

If not now....you're knocking on the door

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Ah. Sequential garage queen ownership. Got it.
Nice attempt at a save with a motorcycle thrown in but I know the deal.

In prison, shoei 's nickname IS "garage queen".

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Pics of Peter to Lups - COLD blooded.....

And, you wish anyone would 'bray' after you so affectionately

Originally Posted by anglo

LoL

Originally Posted by anglo

Ha!

Yeah, he does this weekly. I hate that fucker.

Oh well, I told his girlfriend he is a transgender person and that she's in love with my used dildo. The girl ditched birth control for this and now shoei will have a nice Christmas gift from me cooking.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, he does this weekly. I hate that fucker.

Oh well, I told his girlfriend he is a transgender person and that she's in love with my used dildo. The girl ditched birth control for this and now shoei will have a nice Christmas gift from me cooking.

Sorry... Couldn't hear you over the sound of BETRAYAL and ABANDONMENT - Peter

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, he does this weekly. I hate that fucker.

Oh well, I told his girlfriend he is a transgender person and that she's in love with my used dildo. The girl ditched birth control for this and now shoei will have a nice Christmas gift from me cooking.

I feel like you must have a very special set of friends.

Like...ones who will be canonized.

This tells me two things:
1. You should be grateful for your friends
2. Shoei is not your friend

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by shoei

Sorry... Couldn't hear you over the sound of BETRAYAL and ABANDONMENT - Peter

He looked so happy in that picture.

I think we need some current shots.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

Sorry... Couldn't hear you over the sound of BETRAYAL and ABANDONMENT - Peter

Dude stop fucking with my head. I haven't had a car in almost a year and I would need one, seriously!!! Happy diaper life!!

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I feel like you must have a very special set of friends.

Like...ones who will be canonized.

This tells me two things:
1. You should be grateful for your friends
2. Shoei is not your friend

Yeah, my friends are great, even the evil little bitches like shoei. I admit not deserving any of them but if they are stupid enough to spend their time with me who am I to argue?

Originally Posted by Joekerr

He looked so happy in that picture.

I think we need some current shots.

You're evil.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

Dude stop fucking with my head. I haven't had a car in almost a year and I would need one, seriously!!! Happy diaper life!!

Yeah, my friends are great, even the evil little bitches like shoei. I admit not deserving any of them but if they are stupid enough to spend their time with me who am I to argue?

You're evil.

Not sure about current... Last I heard it's been all sorts of neglected... But, here he is again in happier times...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

Not sure about current... Last I heard it's been all sorts of neglected... But, here he is again in happier times...

I thought you said he was stolen and stripped for parts.

Edit: Was i not supposed to say that?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

He looked so happy in that picture.

I think we need some current shots.

Originally Posted by Lups

You're evil.

In the absence of any images (not sure where poor Peter went), I suppose we could always just imagine his life now.

Fairly certain he is out in the cold rain, alone in the dark with no warm garage at night...I can almost see his little hood shivering right now...brings a tear to the eye.

And he has absolutely no milk in his trunk.

And is barely used.

Just sits there. Alone.


They say a picture is worth a thousand words. In the absence of a picture, I was going to try to use a thousand words to create a picture. But then I realized that I didn't care that much, and I feel like I managed to create an adequate picture using the above.

You're welcome.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Lups

Dude stop fucking with my head. I haven't had a car in almost a year and I would need one, seriously!!! Happy diaper life!!


Yeah, my friends are great, even the evil little bitches like shoei. I admit not deserving any of them but if they are stupid enough to spend their time with me who am I to argue?



You're evil.

The Milf hunter is good, he already offered you to drive his car. If you play your cards right, $3k to have it shipped to Finland for a few months is no problem.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by shoei

Not sure about current... Last I heard it's been all sorts of neglected... But, here he is again in happier times...

How about this one you sent me last week?