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      04-14-2020, 01:40 PM   #25895
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I think your just feeling a little dumbass-ish right now , it's ok, I feel the same
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I think your just feeling a little dumbass-ish right now , it's ok, I feel the same
"A little?" Pft. Whatever. Not my fault your candle is broken.
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I think your just feeling a little dumbass-ish right now , it's ok, I feel the same
"A little?" Pft. Whatever. Not my fault your candle is broken.
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Does it work now?
Maybe....

Either your candle is still broken or I'm color blind. How can I be nervous and relaxed at the same time? Dammit now I actually feel stressed and cool. Shit.
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Perfect!

I have a corner office and one of my windows faces the main road. There is a guy who works 2 building up the road and he had one of those jacked up diesel trucks with the low pro tires that stick out wrapped in a digital white camo. I'm not a lover of these kind of trucks in general, but this one is especially ridiculous. And being a diesel - of COURSE he has to have a unrestricted exhaust with a huge flower pot tip.

He comes to work at 8:30 am. He turns onto our road in between our office parking lot and our employee parking lot. Remember I said he just works 2 building down? He still has to floor it every single morning to go about 300 fete up the road and then slam on his brakes to turn into his works parking lot. Does it at least 70% of the time coming back from.

I love to print this and put it under his wiper blade! LOL!
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Perfect!

I have a corner office and one of my windows faces the main road. There is a guy who works 2 building up the road and he had one of those jacked up diesel trucks with the low pro tires that stick out wrapped in a digital white camo. I'm not a lover of these kind of trucks in general, but this one is especially ridiculous. And being a diesel - of COURSE he has to have a unrestricted exhaust with a huge flower pot tip.

He comes to work at 8:30 am. He turns onto our road in between our office parking lot and our employee parking lot. Remember I said he just works 2 building down? He still has to floor it every single morning to go about 300 fete up the road and then slam on his brakes to turn into his works parking lot. Does it at least 70% of the time coming back from.

I love to print this and put it under his wiper blade! LOL!
I like that idea! Haha
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Perfect!

I have a corner office and one of my windows faces the main road. There is a guy who works 2 building up the road and he had one of those jacked up diesel trucks with the low pro tires that stick out wrapped in a digital white camo. I'm not a lover of these kind of trucks in general, but this one is especially ridiculous. And being a diesel - of COURSE he has to have a unrestricted exhaust with a huge flower pot tip.

He comes to work at 8:30 am. He turns onto our road in between our office parking lot and our employee parking lot. Remember I said he just works 2 building down? He still has to floor it every single morning to go about 300 fete up the road and then slam on his brakes to turn into his works parking lot. Does it at least 70% of the time coming back from.

I love to print this and put it under his wiper blade! LOL!
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^^ I will freely admit that I had to read that a second time...
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