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      04-11-2016, 05:16 PM   #25741
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Only that it seems like it was started by someone specifically trying to troll.
Dang.

The troller coaster (coined by jtodd_fl ) is burning up the tracks today.
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Tonka, I saw your pic. The only thing Black on you might be your toe cheese.
Those aren't the pictures one would use to make that judgement.

And besides, i like juicy doubles.
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Maybe I'll get them to bring it to my house...
It's a customer order, so you need to go steal it. Let your daughter drive it. It's a cool car. Plus, it is a good way to keep Verbiage at bay, because he has decided that he's too good for the M2.
Hey!
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Those aren't the pictures one would use to make that judgement.

And besides, i like juicy doubles.
Bro! No more naked pics!
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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Dang.

The troller coaster (coined by jtodd_fl ) is burning up the tracks today.
Who the trollercoaster?
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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Yes, black here. I think.
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Who the trollercoaster?
A rail traversing vehicle, similar to a roller coaster, occupied by Forum Trolls.
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A rail traversing vehicle, similar to a roller coaster, occupied by Forum Trolls.
How many whp? If it's less than 1000whp I ain't riding it, cuz my fat ass will slow it down.
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How many whp? If it's less than 1000whp I ain't riding it, cuz my fat ass will slow it down.
The Troller Coaster is typically powered by the noxious emanations from the many orifices of the occupying trolls.

It is not a good vehicle to ride in.
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Yes, black here. I think.
Perhaps Blackish?
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The Troller Coaster is typically powered by the noxious emanations from the many orifices of the occupying trolls.

It is not a good vehicle to ride in.
Check me like Rick James checks Charlie Murphy. Give me early warning of trolling. I never want to ride that vehicle.

I wish I had more hands....
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I got some office staff hooked on this stuff. Lol

I wish this app had a smell-a-post feature!
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I got some office staff hooked on this stuff. Lol

I wish this app had a smell-a-post feature!
Is that the pulled chicken you were referring to?
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I got some office staff hooked on this stuff. Lol

I wish this app had a smell-a-post feature!
Oh my god.
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I wish this app had a smell-a-post feature!
No. You REALLY do not wish that.
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Is that the pulled chicken you were referring to?
Yes sir.

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Oh my god.
Smells soooo good. Can hardly wait for lunch tomorrow.

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No. You REALLY do not wish that.
Not for me, for you, just for that post. And maybe a few other posts. But very few.
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Oh my god.
1MOREMOD 's farts would probably cause BP to collapse into a black hole.
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Yes sir.

Smells soooo good. Can hardly wait for lunch tomorrow.


Not for me, for you, just for that post. And maybe a few other posts. But very few.
Damn. Where do you get pulled chicken?

Please guys, refrain from the chicken pulling jokes...

There are just so many...
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Damn. Where do you get pulled chicken?

Please guys, refrain from the chicken pulling jokes...

There are just so many...
From a BBQ place on the side of the road about 1 mile from my house.
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@UncleWede I just played my first soccer game in awhile. Scored a goal! Feels sooo good.
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