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      12-17-2015, 03:05 PM   #2399
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      12-17-2015, 03:13 PM   #2400
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Your SS is AWESOME!!!!
Golly gee, I do sure wonder who it could be!
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      12-17-2015, 04:27 PM   #2401
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Axius - Your SS is not me!!
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      12-17-2015, 04:31 PM   #2402
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Axius - Your SS is not me!!
That sounds like something his SS would say.
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      12-17-2015, 04:34 PM   #2403
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Axius - Your SS is not me!!
I know it's not, your a guy, and my SS has female handwriting.
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I know it's not, your a guy, and my SS has female handwriting.
Or, or, ASB is kind of feminine...
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      12-17-2015, 04:39 PM   #2405
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OY VAY! What do we have here?!


BACON WRAPPING PAPER?! UGH.

I have an Australian 50 cent goat piece. I never knew I could be this excited about a coin, but it has goats. SERIOUSLY.


Now I get to color, masturbate, and wear a goat shirt all at the same time. By far one of the best and most thought out presents I've gotten in a while. I am forever grateful to whomever my SS may be. <3


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      12-17-2015, 04:40 PM   #2406
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Or, or, ASB is kind of feminine...
The coloring book was a VERY SUBTLE hint.
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      12-17-2015, 04:41 PM   #2407
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HEY!!!!! My penmanship gets HIGH marks!!!!
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      12-17-2015, 04:46 PM   #2408
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HEY!!!!! My penmanship gets HIGH marks!!!!
I bet mine is better than yours



We'll have a straw drawing contest when you come out here for beers.
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      12-17-2015, 05:11 PM   #2409
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HEY!!!!! My penmanship gets HIGH marks!!!!
You have better script than me lol. I still write in print.
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You have better script than me lol. I still write in print.
Ugh, blondes. That's not really his handwriting!
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      12-17-2015, 06:57 PM   #2411
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C5?
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      12-17-2015, 07:05 PM   #2412
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Nah, she has trigger fingers. Trigger fingers don't write like that.
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      12-17-2015, 07:25 PM   #2413
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OY VAY! What do we have here?!


BACON WRAPPING PAPER?! UGH.

I have an Australian 50 cent goat piece. I never knew I could be this excited about a coin, but it has goats. SERIOUSLY.


Now I get to color, masturbate, and wear a goat shirt all at the same time. By far one of the best and most thought out presents I've gotten in a while. I am forever grateful to whomever my SS may be. <3


That is an AMAZING gift. Not sure where you find that coloring book or shirt, but I am glad they did.
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How is this servicing anyone??!! I feel like your whole - "I'm here to service..." Is a fraud !!!
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She has yet to make me that damn taco too btw.
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Hey it's not me. Its you.

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She has yet to make me that damn taco too btw.
And how about those grandbabies? I'll feed you after you gimme grandbabies.
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