[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by swagon

Shit.

I should step up my teeth game. I've never had coffee and don't drink Coke at all and still they're not as white as my car's paint.

Damn grandpa!

[brianeck]

Originally Posted by Sara504

How do you change your location? I dont see that option? Have you found my profile? lol

Hah you have to "Upgrade to UltraTinder" or whatever that option is to change your location and pay whatever their monthly fee now is. I did this for 1 month before I went to Japan in December and lined up a date before I got there, totally worth the $10.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by swagon

Shit.

I should step up my teeth game. I've never had coffee and don't drink Coke at all and still they're not as white as my car's paint.

If it says 30 minutes, leave them on for two hours. Also get a whitening treatment done at your dentist. It's like $500

[swagon]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Damn grandpa!

You dick!

Originally Posted by Sara504

If it says 30 minutes, leave them on for two hours. Also get a whitening treatment done at your dentist. It's like $500

You had me at $500. Guess I'll just use the oem alpine white touch-up kit then...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know, I actually enjoy Target. Especially their Merona brand. I was talking about this with M3 Number 86 in the long sleeved shirts thread. Their sweatpants are very comfy.

Also got good prices on electronics. But nothing beats the prices of TV's at Costco/BJ's.

Target is my shit. I go to Target when I want to look classy and buy things other than beer or car oil. I haven't been in a while because I've been spending all my money on weaponry.

Originally Posted by Sara504

Coming On Too Strong version 2.0

Shoot me now.

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

Walmart is the funniest place but I can't stand the check out line. Ppl take so long pulling out coins, paying with personal checks, and adjusting for shit they can't pay for while in line.

It's funny whenever I check out the cashier says oh you look like you make money. I'm just an average guy LOL

It's funny, whenever I check out at Walmart they know me by first name because I buy the most beer there. The grocery store is only every so often because I like hitting on the cashiers there, cute young little thangs.

Walmart....., eeeeeeeeeks.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by swagon

You had me at $500. Guess I'll just use the oem alpine white touch-up kit then...

The kit from my dentist was $250. Molds of my teeth and then I got Zoom Nitewhite 16%. I usually wear it for about an hour a day, starting to get good results but I need to contact them for a refill of the gel. Totally worth the money.

[litxus]

Just found this thread. Do any of you use Swipely app? Basically you can match up 250 profiles every hour, and I don't think you need Tinder premium for that.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

The kit from my dentist was $250. Molds of my teeth and then I got Zoom Nitewhite 16%. I usually wear it for about an hour a day, starting to get good results but I need to contact them for a refill of the gel. Totally worth the money.

Damn grandpa!

[M3 Number 86]

this thread just went to another level with the actual tinder things.

If you are posting things from here it'll look as if it's a bot lol

FWD, AWD, or RWD? just bombard him with some dude questions.

[Sara]

Alright boys. Have at it.

[Verbiage]

That's actually not a bad approach. Safe.



Be nice to him.



Oh, you said you wanted us to tell you what to say to him.

[Verbiage]

Answer his question truthfully, but in Sara fashion. Like, "because they're probably more hung than you are".

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Damn grandpa!

Coffee, lots of smoking pot, and lots of Newport shorts.

[gtron]

that poor guy. he has no idea he just hooked up with a psychopathy. i hope he's really rich so he can bathe in hookers later in the month when you guys make him cry. then again, if he's rich, she might just marry him.

[Verbiage]

I guess she's got pics from winter and summer?

[F30lolz]

He made the biggest mistake of his life

[swagon]

Oh, that's the new trend - threesome accounts. Swipe left (or is it right?) and you get all three ladies.

Any updates on Jared? Is he already on his way to you?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by swagon

Oh, that's the new trend - threesome accounts. Swipe left (or is it right?) and you get all three ladies.

Any updates on Jared? Is he already on his way to you?

I can't do it. I unmatched him. It's cruel to mess with someone's feelings.

[swagon]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I can't do it. I unmatched him. It's cruel to mess with someone's feelings.

Yeah, I agree.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I can't do it. I unmatched him. It's cruel to mess with someone's feelings.

Well, you could specify in your bio that you only want to make conversation. Dudes will try to bang you regardless, unless they don't care about having anything to lose.

Jared's loss.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by swagon

Yeah, I agree.

You would......dick.

[Verbiage]

I bet he thought he hit the jackpot with that pic though.