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Well slap my ass and call me susie, i thought you drove a DCT.

Now you're almost as manly as Lups.
I let the ladies handle my stick shifter, so long as they promise not to slam gears.
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I let the ladies handle my stick shifter, so long as they promise not to slam gears.
It always gets rave reviews... such short throws.
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MKSixer - Apparently you and I shop at different tire stores
Tire Rack, my friend!! Shipped to NC...no sales tax!
1,100 per tire...?

Again - you and I shop at different tire stores.
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1,100 per tire...?

Again - you and I shop at different tire stores.
Nooooooo! I wouldn't do that to you!!

For a rear set!! PZero Trofeo

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It always gets rave reviews... such short throws.
Which means, really good for getting where you need to go in the shortest amount of time possible.
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never amazes me how bright this young whipper snapper is!
I almost graduated college once, yeah, I'm THAT smart.
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that is sweet brother... proud of your attempts.... you's bright now.
So bright, I went to get my bent rim replaced just now, but didn't have the wheel lock key. Want to know why?


Well, for the second time now, I've worked on the car at home, left the wheel key on the stud, drove away for a test drive, and now it's gone bye-bye.
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So bright, I went to get my bent rim replaced just now, but didn't have the wheel lock key. Want to know why?


Well, for the second time now, I've worked on the car at home, left the wheel key on the stud, drove away for a test drive, and now it's gone bye-bye.
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So bright, I went to get my bent rim replaced just now, but didn't have the wheel lock key. Want to know why?


Well, for the second time now, I've worked on the car at home, left the wheel key on the stud, drove away for a test drive, and now it's gone bye-bye.
Wheel lock? Are those wheels stolen often?
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So bright, I went to get my bent rim replaced just now, but didn't have the wheel lock key. Want to know why?


Well, for the second time now, I've worked on the car at home, left the wheel key on the stud, drove away for a test drive, and now it's gone bye-bye.
Wheel lock? Are those wheels stolen often?
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