[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

Normally I would hear new suggestions out, but everything that we stand up for IS legal, sir. Thinking we work with shenanigans, I'm appalled.


I bid you good day, SIR.

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[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

May I humbly suggest an alternative motto - or perhaps a sub-title, at least.

MK & AX Law and Stuff. For when it oughta be legal, but it ain't.

Perfection.
Ax, we are reprinting business cards and adding this!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

Normally I would hear new suggestions out, but everything that we stand up for IS legal, sir. Thinking we work with shenanigans, I'm appalled.


I bid you good day, SIR.

I think that we should adopt a truth-in-advertising policy about our, um...services.

We want EVERYONE to have access to good legal representation and especially good stuff. Everyone needs good stuff. Everyone!!

If you think that it's too, 'In Your Face', we can put it in invisible ink on the back and only give the special secret formulation to read it to our most special customers.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I think that we should adopt a truth-in-advertising policy about our, um...services.

We want EVERYONE to have access to good legal representation and especially good stuff. Everyone needs good stuff. Everyone!!

If you think that it's too, 'In Your Face', we can put it in invisible ink on the back and only give the special secret formulation to read it to our most special customers.

But, but, but...., if everyone has access to the good law legal stuff, then we are no longer exclusive, thusly, no longer will we be able to charge a ridiculously high premium.


I prefer the hidden ink part. Because that way it's technically a written document, verifying it's legality.


When do I get to hire a hot blonde assistant for...., the not law things?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

But, but, but...., if everyone has access to the good law legal stuff, then we are no longer exclusive, thusly, no longer will we be able to charge a ridiculously high premium.


I prefer the hidden ink part. Because that way it's technically a written document, verifying it's legality.


When do I get to hire a hot blonde assistant for...., the not law things?

Only the ones with the special invisible ink decoder get access to our entire suite of services.

A implies only one. I have taught you better than this, grasshopper.

[jtodd_fl]

Whoa... there was like a space/time wrinkle. Axius was just referred to as "grasshopper" in two different threads by two different members... at virtually the exact same time. That is some quantum-level freaky shit.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Whoa... there was like a space/time wrinkle. Axius was just referred to as "grasshopper" in two different threads by two different members... at virtually the exact same time. That is some quantum-level freaky shit.

Shhhhhhh. You are NOT supposed to let the GP know about our ability to manipulate the multiverse and the time-space continuum.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Shhhhhhh. You are NOT supposed to let the GP know about our ability to manipulate the multiverse and the time-space continuum.

I guess since there are two of us, then I shouldn't be weirded our too badly. I am just used to doing all your parallel dimension work.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I guess since there are two of us, then I shouldn't be weirded our too badly. I am just used to doing all your parallel dimension work.

And might I add a special thanks for your exceptional parallel and cross-dimensional work. Most people can't possibly understand how difficult this can be.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Only the ones with the special invisible ink decoder get access to our entire suite of services.

A implies only one. I have taught you better than this, grasshopper.

I just want one at a time, because if I've learned anything from Sara working at a law office with other girls, it just turns into cat fights all day and we are trying to run a professional business here.

It's all about the details. I've thought this through, I promise! I almost graduated college for shits sake, give me some credit.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Whoa... there was like a space/time wrinkle. Axius was just referred to as "grasshopper" in two different threads by two different members... at virtually the exact same time. That is some quantum-level freaky shit.

Apparently everyone thinks they're training me now or something.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

I just want one at a time, because if I've learned anything from Sara working at a law office with other girls, it just turns into cat fights all day and we are trying to run a professional business here.

It's all about the details. I've thought this through, I promise! I almost graduated college for shits sake, give me some credit.



Apparently everyone thinks they're training me now or something.

And this is why we have a fleet of part-timers working silo'd and highly compartmentalized.

No cat-fights.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

And this is why we have a fleet of part-timers working silo'd and highly compartmentalized.

No cat-fights.

Maybe we can just hire a bunch of college interns instead and assign them mundane tasks and have sex with them in our oval office.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

Maybe we can just hire a bunch of college interns instead and assign them mundane tasks and have sex with them in our oval office.

Only Grad Students!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Only Grad Students!

Grad students might be too smart and figure out where the hidden door is in the "OH-Office". Then what?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

Grad students might be too smart and figure out where the hidden door is in the "OH-Office". Then what?

As Attorney's specializing in Law and Stuff, we can write an iron-clad contract to make certain it becomes a non-issue.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

Apparently everyone thinks they're training me now or something.

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[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

As Attorney's specializing in Law and Stuff, we can write an iron-clad contract to make certain it becomes a non-issue.

Okay, they also need to have their weekly KY bikini battle...., for science and..., law stuff.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

Okay, they also need to have their weekly KY bikini battle...., for science and..., law stuff.

OK, I am going to ask the newb question here, mostly because I am afraid to google it. How does the KY figure into the bikini battle? Pictures may be helpful.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

OK, I am going to ask the newb question here, mostly because I am afraid to google it. How does the KY figure into the bikini battle? Pictures may be helpful.

I may not provide this, sharing pictures of our rendezvous is against corporate policy. Need to be an active employee to receive company benefits.

[1MOREMOD]

Cannon love

[Axius]

This is how adults do adult things at my place of employment.

[Mr Tonka]

I just came across an old video of my dog......er.... alligator?? Either way, don't get your fingers caught in there.

Audio required.