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Holy shit! That's the first chick I've heard who rocks a Celine. Usually, the Rolex is accompanied with LV or Valentino. Heh, well done sir.
Yeah, shes a keeper and she has yeezys and it pisses me off because Im a younger, italian version of kanye (before 808s and heart break)

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Bruh. Teach her about watches. Pronto.
Ive been trying, but people want brand recognition aka Rolex. womp

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What are the acceptable brands? Currently, I'm pining for a panerai and a hublot.
Moonphase. But when people look at your wrist they wont know a timex from a rolex (most people) so get something you love!

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They're... Ok. Better than Rolex in my opinion. Based on those two, I would say your aesthetic is a good match for Audemars Piguet or maybe a nice Vacheron Overseas. The Gen IIs have become quite reasonable. I would try not to stray too far from the stalwarts, although there are some great independents and up and coming brands. Send me a picture of ones you like and I'll make specific recommendations. The boutiques along 5th Ave are awesome. Wempe, Cellini. Stay away from Tourneau, unless you are looking at preowned and know what you are looking for and at.


Edit: ooh. Don't see the QDL preowned very often. You may like this too: http://www.exquisitetimepieces.com/p...tainless+Steel
FUCK TORNEAU they wanted to give me 250 for a 5 month old tag

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Watch talk, and purse talk.
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Phone number from pretty Ethiopian-ish girl (which I've conveniently forgotten to include for you weirdos) and confirmed powers from said witch.
Ok tell her your peen holds the special serum of "goo of black mamba" No, dont tell her that but do some witch talk.
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a huge problem that I've been lying to myself about is quickly coming to fruition. She is moving to the city, and will be like an hour away instead of 15 minutes...shes stressing so bad because we arent going to be that close, and im like itll be okay but now Im kind of stressing--it just kind of sucks, but I'll make it work.

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As you know I frequent this thread only for pics and funny commentary on said pics...

So reflecting a few pages back on the ummmm.... well... how to say... "not thin" girl and the debate of whether or not to start a conversation. Doesn't 3% of you wonder if she isn't really just a total smoke-show hotty that got sick of guys ogling her for her perfect body and features? She figures she'll weed out the dick heads with large marge pics and find one of the "good guys" on there.

I know its a long shot but I could see it. If I was single it would probably be worth chatting up a fat chick on the off chance she's a 10 in disguise. Just sayin...

with that you can go back to talking about watches and I'll tune back in as soon as we have some real content.
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As you know I frequent this thread only for pics and funny commentary on said pics...

So reflecting a few pages back on the ummmm.... well... how to say... "not thin" girl and the debate of whether or not to start a conversation. Doesn't 3% of you wonder if she isn't really just a total smoke-show hotty that got sick of guys ogling her for her perfect body and features? She figures she'll weed out the dick heads with large marge pics and find one of the "good guys" on there.

I know its a long shot but I could see it. If I was single it would probably be worth chatting up a fat chick on the off chance she's a 10 in disguise. Just sayin...

with that you can go back to talking about watches and I'll tune back in as soon as we have some real content.
this whole thread is real content
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As you know I frequent this thread only for pics and funny commentary on said pics...

So reflecting a few pages back on the ummmm.... well... how to say... "not thin" girl and the debate of whether or not to start a conversation. Doesn't 3% of you wonder if she isn't really just a total smoke-show hotty that got sick of guys ogling her for her perfect body and features? She figures she'll weed out the dick heads with large marge pics and find one of the "good guys" on there.

I know its a long shot but I could see it. If I was single it would probably be worth chatting up a fat chick on the off chance she's a 10 in disguise. Just sayin...

with that you can go back to talking about watches and I'll tune back in as soon as we have some real content.
I absolutely do not see this happening ever.

And heavy people should stop pretending they aren't big. A bit overweight is fine but people claiming they are fit when they aren't makes me feel like they are just bullshitters in general.
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I took a screenshot and pulled the ninja unmatch. Not my type.
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Holy shit! That's the first chick I've heard who rocks a Celine. Usually, the Rolex is accompanied with LV or Valentino. Heh, well done sir.
Yeah, shes a keeper and she has yeezys and it pisses me off because Im a younger, italian version of kanye (before 808s and heart break)

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She'd love it, even if she doesn't want to admit it.



Hhahahaha Mike you're fucked.
100 starbucks cup dude.. 100!! you guys knew this..I won some damn points for that

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Bruh. Teach her about watches. Pronto.
Ive been trying, but people want brand recognition aka Rolex. womp

Im selling my STOWA. buy it

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What are the acceptable brands? Currently, I'm pining for a panerai and a hublot.
Moonphase. But when people look at your wrist they wont know a timex from a rolex (most people) so get something you love!

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They're... Ok. Better than Rolex in my opinion. Based on those two, I would say your aesthetic is a good match for Audemars Piguet or maybe a nice Vacheron Overseas. The Gen IIs have become quite reasonable. I would try not to stray too far from the stalwarts, although there are some great independents and up and coming brands. Send me a picture of ones you like and I'll make specific recommendations. The boutiques along 5th Ave are awesome. Wempe, Cellini. Stay away from Tourneau, unless you are looking at preowned and know what you are looking for and at.


Edit: ooh. Don't see the QDL preowned very often. You may like this too: http://www.exquisitetimepieces.com/p...tainless+Steel
FUCK TORNEAU they wanted to give me 250 for a 5 month old tag

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Watch talk, and purse talk.
Aka the problems of Mike

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Not to derail (LOL) the thread, but got another one. #ohman #notagain #blackverb
jesus christ..

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Phone number from pretty Ethiopian-ish girl (which I've conveniently forgotten to include for you weirdos) and confirmed powers from said witch.
Ok tell her your peen holds the special serum of "goo of black mamba" No, dont tell her that but do some witch talk.
_________
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a huge problem that I've been lying to myself about is quickly coming to fruition. She is moving to the city, and will be like an hour away instead of 15 minutes...shes stressing so bad because we arent going to be that close, and im like itll be okay but now Im kind of stressing--it just kind of sucks, but I'll make it work.

Oh, pretty sure Im buying a 335i tmrw woot
I'm sorry mike.
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As you know I frequent this thread only for pics and funny commentary on said pics...

So reflecting a few pages back on the ummmm.... well... how to say... "not thin" girl and the debate of whether or not to start a conversation. Doesn't 3% of you wonder if she isn't really just a total smoke-show hotty that got sick of guys ogling her for her perfect body and features? She figures she'll weed out the dick heads with large marge pics and find one of the "good guys" on there.

I know its a long shot but I could see it. If I was single it would probably be worth chatting up a fat chick on the off chance she's a 10 in disguise. Just sayin...

with that you can go back to talking about watches and I'll tune back in as soon as we have some real content.
Absolutely way too much work.
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As you know I frequent this thread only for pics and funny commentary on said pics...

So reflecting a few pages back on the ummmm.... well... how to say... "not thin" girl and the debate of whether or not to start a conversation. Doesn't 3% of you wonder if she isn't really just a total smoke-show hotty that got sick of guys ogling her for her perfect body and features? She figures she'll weed out the dick heads with large marge pics and find one of the "good guys" on there.

I know its a long shot but I could see it. If I was single it would probably be worth chatting up a fat chick on the off chance she's a 10 in disguise. Just sayin...

with that you can go back to talking about watches and I'll tune back in as soon as we have some real content.
I absolutely do not see this happening ever.

And heavy people should stop pretending they aren't big. A bit overweight is fine but people claiming they are fit when they aren't makes me feel like they are just bullshitters in general.
This. No excuses.
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Good luck with this one! Talking about fuckboys right off the bat.
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Oh and pics for reference.
She looks good , but also kinda angry !
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I absolutely do not see this happening ever.

And heavy people should stop pretending they aren't big. A bit overweight is fine but people claiming they are fit when they aren't makes me feel like they are just bullshitters in general.
100% agree on your point, which should lead me in to my rant about airplane seats and luggage charges but I'll save that for another day/thread.

And thanks to your feedback I'll revise from 3% to .01% chance. I refuse to believe that no hot chick has ever paraded around on bumblinder pretending to be obese to see how people treated her.
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As you know I frequent this thread only for pics and funny commentary on said pics...

So reflecting a few pages back on the ummmm.... well... how to say... "not thin" girl and the debate of whether or not to start a conversation. Doesn't 3% of you wonder if she isn't really just a total smoke-show hotty that got sick of guys ogling her for her perfect body and features? She figures she'll weed out the dick heads with large marge pics and find one of the "good guys" on there.

I know its a long shot but I could see it. If I was single it would probably be worth chatting up a fat chick on the off chance she's a 10 in disguise. Just sayin...

with that you can go back to talking about watches and I'll tune back in as soon as we have some real content.
Link to pics or post #

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