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      10-15-2019, 09:23 AM   #2311
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Ahah - I found it!

Linky here - post #56 by Joekerr

https://www.e90post.com/forums/showt...s#post24641326

That was a funny story.
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      10-15-2019, 09:30 AM   #2312
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Ahah - I found it!

Linky here - post #56 by Joekerr

https://www.e90post.com/forums/showt...s#post24641326

That was a funny story.
That's it!!! Fantastic story and pure masterminded, evil genius status!
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      10-15-2019, 10:10 AM   #2313
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That's it!!! Fantastic story and pure masterminded, evil genius status!
I've heard that story in the past too - as a joke. I don't think it's real.
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      10-15-2019, 10:23 AM   #2314
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I've heard that story in the past too - as a joke. I don't think it's real.
Well it was posted by a guy who is "Joker", so yeah, probably was a joke. But funny and gives one ideas nonetheless.

Kind of like an LOL pic I ran across somewhere...think it was on Facebook - where it said something like:

Rent the exact same car that you own
Swap the wheels between cars
Cheapest $40 new set of tires ever.

Something like that - it was moderately amusing, but gives you ideas. Enough that it's stuck in my head...if you had a rental that had the same rims...switching them over when your tires are low on tread...well, also evil genius.
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I've heard that story in the past too - as a joke. I don't think it's real.
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Pouring one out for the homie who can no longer be with us on BP due to extenuating circumstances...

You'll be missed buddy, take care.
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work banned jody from BP
who?
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you know, rudi, judy jody
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NOW it came with sticky clay that you press down on button and with minimal force the button should come off... well i couldnt get it off lol
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it's too quiet in here nowadays :I
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well have you done any dumb shit lately that you want to get off your chest?
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well have you done any dumb shit lately that you want to get off your chest?
I will go in his place.

Yesterday evening while in the Grocery store, there was a guy that ended up in the same aisle with me on several locations. He was on his cell phone, talking extremely loud, and cut me off a few times where I had to stop my cart because he just stepped over in front of me.

After about the 4th time of him doing it... he stopped dead in his tracks again and I just ran into him. I think I got the cart halfway up his hamstring as he buckled to the floor before I caught myself and pulled the cart back...trying to make it look like an accident.

He got up, looked at me and never got off his phone. I just said "My Bad" and walked past him.

My wife scolded me when we got in the car. She was like "you did that on purpose"...and I pretty much agreed with her.

Now I feel bad about it....somewhat.
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Me thinks Pickle misses Judy/Jody/Rudy. So do I.
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