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01-08-2021, 11:44 AM | #2290 |
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Especially those cherry tomatoes that you'd have to chase all over your salad plate. They seemed to be impervious to forks with their armored skin.
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01-08-2021, 02:26 PM | #2292 |
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And then they pop and make a mess out of your shirt.
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01-08-2021, 03:30 PM | #2293 | |
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01-08-2021, 04:04 PM | #2294 |
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My first world problem: the brand new, custom-ordered 2021 X3M40i we just got is driving us crazy because it keeps "forgetting" the driver settings associated with each profile. We've literally reset the car to factory default, set it up exactly as instructed but as soon as one driver is swapped for another, it all goes to sh#t.
The dealer thinks it needs a recoding. |
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01-08-2021, 07:34 PM | #2296 |
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Sounds like me and olives. LOVE me some olive oil on a piece of bread. Can't chew thru a single olive
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01-08-2021, 11:45 PM | #2298 |
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I forgot to charge my Bose QCIIs and now I have to use them with the cable. Dios mio!
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01-09-2021, 12:07 AM | #2299 |
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I have 5 Toyota 4runners but only one trailer hitch receiver so every Wednesday when the trash cans are at the top of the driveway, i hop out to attach one on my hitch and the hitch is somehow never in the 4runner I’m driving so I just walk up and get the trash can like a normal person
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01-09-2021, 12:09 AM | #2300 |
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My 335 is on full E85 and it’s COLD here so everytime I start it in the morning, i put it in reverse so it starts moving out of the garage then quickly pop it into neutral before it dies. Works about 70% of the time but so ghetto 😂
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01-09-2021, 07:18 AM | #2301 |
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Finally bought the MHD super license only to find out that the Bimmergeeks dongle I purchased isn't compatible with MHD. I ordered the THOR dongle but now I'm going to have to wait to tune!!! FML
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01-09-2021, 01:29 PM | #2302 |
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Same here. Olive oil and vinaigrette on some bread, mmmm. Olives themselves?
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01-10-2021, 05:58 AM | #2303 |
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My GT3 and M3 are both manual and have different throttle response and clutch catch points. I killed the gt3 at stop light the other day. ;( It's the equivalent of falling in public.
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01-10-2021, 08:35 AM | #2304 |
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At least it didn't happen at Gateway Raceway in St. Louis on national TV at the end of a live interview being uplinked by satellite, like one of the co-drivers on a team that I was racing with did! The interview was supposed to end with him pulling away from our grid spot heading toward pit out to start the race, not the entire team laughing as he stalled it.....
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01-10-2021, 09:22 AM | #2305 |
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Great thread.
I pay way too much tuition for two kids in college and a kid in private high school. First world problem, indeed. |
01-10-2021, 10:37 AM | #2306 |
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Having closing on my current house that I bought two years ago. Making good money on it but have no house lined up to buy as inventory here is very low. Moving in with the in laws, not sure if it’s first world issue but it’s still annoying.
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01-11-2021, 12:09 PM | #2308 |
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I took a week off since work has been very stressful, got Covid on the second day. Likely from my parents who also got it. I felt like shit for two whole weeks, and had to take care of my parents, and my company wants me to use PTO for the time I was out.
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01-11-2021, 01:23 PM | #2309 |
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The automated car wash that I drive through daily, which happens to be conveniently located between work and home, that also costs less than a dollar a day; doesn't do a very good job cleaning my wheels. I literally have to exit my vehicle and use a provided brush to clean my wheels prior.
Also, my 2011 Lexus was nicer than my new Lexus.....which also raises the question; the f*ck do I have to get the cold weather package to get air conditioned seats??? Having cold air blown through your nether region, whilst wearing dry-fit golf shorts, in the middle of the summer is something every man should get to experience. |
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