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      08-21-2019, 08:34 AM   #22837
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Wait until you get to know me and I come out of my shell.
You've been in a shell all this time????
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      08-21-2019, 09:01 AM   #22838
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Admit it. You liked it.
I'll bet she's just glistening!
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I'll bet she's just glistening!
Alright....you've made your point. Get your ass back in that shell!!!

A couple of things: 1.) She looks like a human, live action version of a pokemon character and 2.) She's asking a lot of her muscular AND skeletal system to attempt that position.
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Alright....you've made your point. Get your ass back in that shell!!!

A couple of things: 1.) She looks like a human, live action version of a pokemon character and 2.) She's asking a lot of her muscular AND skeletal system to attempt that position.
Point taken, but for the record I'm still in the shell.
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Point taken, but for the record I'm still in the shell.
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We're Americans. Leave your logic and science witchcraft out of this! Jesus and guns are all we need.
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That's a typical breakfast side for us, not sure why the cringe?

pork n beans with breakfast, fried pork chops with scrambled eggs n cheese with a strong hot black coffee

Bacon and or pork chop grease for frying potatoes too

I know in Germany, Italy AND France that's what they served with breakfast

Funny how they call flapjacks/pancakes 🥞 "American cakes"
It isn't what she made, but how she made it... the eggs look like she couldn't figure out how to cook them (they aren't poached or fried best I can tell, maybe she did them in a sous vide?) and the bacon looks like prosciutto (which is great for prosciutto, but really, really bad for bacon)...
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That's so fucked up. Brilliant.
The youngest offspring sent that to me this morning.
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It isn't what she made, but how she made it... the eggs look like she couldn't figure out how to cook them (they aren't poached or fried best I can tell, maybe she did them in a sous vide?) and the bacon looks like prosciutto (which is great for prosciutto, but really, really bad for bacon)...
Bacon to the rest of the world is different to bacon in the US. For starters, we can get shoulder bacon which is much more meat and less fat, but also we don't burn it to a crisp like they do here. I could almost pick who was American in those pics by the comments about the bacon.
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