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      06-28-2016, 01:18 PM   #2245
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"Girl, I am going to do you so gently and then lightly spritz all over you. Awww yeah."
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      06-28-2016, 01:28 PM   #2248
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Lol. Not much. I'm shy.
Girl, you're driving the wrong car if you're shy.
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Girl, you're driving the wrong car if you're shy.
It's black, though. Beautifully understated, such as myself.


Haven't you heard? That's the best color, for certain things.
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Lol. Not much. I'm shy.
Girl, you're driving the wrong car if you're shy.
I have 20% tint. And being shy doesn't mean I can't be a bad ass.
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      06-28-2016, 02:51 PM   #2252
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Haven't you heard? That's the best color, for certain things.
Basketball and jumping fences?
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Exactly lol. Id rather just keep playing the field!
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This is not the 50s bruh. In 2016, brown > black for jumping fences. Try to keep up.
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      06-28-2016, 02:53 PM   #2255
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Basketball and jumping fences?
I miss the Billup sig.

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Exactly lol. Id rather just keep playing the field!
Indeed.


Sometimes, the field is muddy, though.
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This is not the 50s bruh. In 2016, brown > black for jumping fences. Try to keep up.
Ohhhhh shiiiiieeeeeeeeeet.
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Indeed.


Sometimes, the field is muddy, though.
Some would say these are the GOOD days.
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This is not the 50s bruh. In 2016, brown > black for jumping fences. Try to keep up.
What are the mixes good for? Cooking biscuits and mixing grape koolaid?

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Too bad he can't come back with a vengeance. Poor dude is probably sitting in his moms basement wanking it as we speak.
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You do know why they make ribbed condoms don't you? For traction in the mud.
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You do know why they make ribbed condoms don't you? For traction in the mud.
Are those supposed to be on the outside... Does that mean "ribbed for his pleasure" didn't mean what I thought it meant?
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Some would say these are the GOOD days.
Amen.

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What are the mixes good for? Cooking biscuits and mixing grape koolaid?


Too bad he can't come back with a vengeance. Poor dude is probably sitting in his moms basement wanking it as we speak.
It's called the red flavor, bruh. Go find the black thread.


Damn. #internetlife
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A good father would have said "Raquel's birthday.... use your words, son."
That's what I need you for! My biological dad is from the Caribbean, you know how that goes.
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A good father would have said "Raquel's birthday.... use your words, son."
That's what I need you for! My biological dad is from the Caribbean, you know how that goes.
So both your biological and mythical fathers can't spell??

I would hope Caribbean version would NOT purchase an automatic M2 however... Just makes no sense... Like losing your virginity to your first cousin... It's still sex but one of them is just so wrong... (Apologies to all the rednecks on the forums... Trying not to look directly at ASBSECU E93 either... )

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So both your biological and mythical fathers can't spell??

I would hope Caribbean version would NOT purchase an automatic M2 however... Just makes no sense... Like losing your virginity to your first cousin... It's still sex but one of them is just so wrong... (Apologies to all the rednecks on the forums... Trying not to look directly at asb either...

Haha.. you know in Jamaica they didn't have the luxury of getting cars in AT. Plus my dad is pretty old (69), so that's what he grew up on.

But that DCT SHIFTS SO FAST ZOMG FASTER LAP TIMES HUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!!!!
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