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      07-05-2023, 03:42 PM   #2201
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Couples blumpkin sessions. Sorry, I had to........
Had to look that up:

Noun. blumpkin (plural blumpkins) (vulgar, slang) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.

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      07-05-2023, 03:55 PM   #2202
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Had to look that up:

Noun. blumpkin (plural blumpkins) (vulgar, slang) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.

Yikes!
I wasn't going to look that up but now it's stuck in my head... Thanks Esteban
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      07-05-2023, 03:58 PM   #2203
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I wasn't going to look that up but now it's stuck in my head... Thanks Esteban
Haha, yeah, I know what you mean. I feel the same.

Blame JMcLellan. He started it.
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      07-05-2023, 04:10 PM   #2204
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Haha, yeah, I know what you mean. I feel the same.

Blame JMcLellan. He started it.
The really disturbing part is that JMcLellan knew what it was well enough to use it in a sentence.
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      07-05-2023, 04:33 PM   #2205
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The really disturbing part is that JMcLellan knew what it was well enough to use it in a sentence.
Damn..a lot of bimmerpost guys going to be heading to xhamster tonight for research purposes.
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Damn..a lot of bimmerpost guys going to be heading to xhamster tonight for research purposes.
What is xhamster? The extent of my knowledge, by choice, is urban dictionary!
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^ Okay, I’ll look it up.

“xHamster is a Cypriot pornographic media and social networking site headquartered in Limassol, Cyprus. xHamster serves user-submitted pornographic videos, webcam models, pornographic photographs, and erotic literature and incorporates social networking features. xHamster was founded in 2007.”
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      07-05-2023, 06:38 PM   #2209
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^ Okay, I’ll look it up.

“xHamster is a Cypriot ...
Learn something every day...

I did not know it was a Cypriot enterprise, I thought it was American not that it would make any difference
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The really disturbing part is that JMcLellan knew what it was well enough to use it in a sentence.
Guilty as charged. One of my random and disturbing talents is remembering weird stuff I've heard along my life's journey
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Learn something every day...

I did not know it was a Cypriot enterprise, I thought it was American not that it would make any difference
Cyprus is an island in the Mediterranean sea..naturally they have more experience with Prawn.
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Guilty as charged. One of my random and disturbing talents is remembering weird stuff I've heard along my life's journey
Sure we’ll go with that.
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Guilty as charged. One of my random and disturbing talents is remembering weird stuff I've heard along my life's journey
Trivia night at the McLellan place is NOT for the feint of heart
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Trivia night at the McLellan place is NOT for the feint of heart
I don't recommend attending unless you are into some weird stuff
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