classic joke

a3ndy · 01-13-2006, 06:27 PM

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up too mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time ....."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d1ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say."

jcoo085 · 01-13-2006, 06:38 PM

AW330i · 01-28-2006, 11:03 PM

LOL

ksfrogman · 01-28-2006, 11:31 PM

...and the moral of the story is: if you have to go poo, keep it to yourself.

BMWE90LOVER · 01-29-2006, 10:09 AM

thats great

Enroutte · 02-02-2006, 01:01 PM

lol. i love it.

RBBMWE46M3 · 02-02-2006, 01:45 PM

vladinecko · 02-02-2006, 01:47 PM

i usually hate shit jokes, but this one was pretty funny

longtran · 02-02-2006, 02:56 PM

davinet78 · 02-03-2006, 10:47 AM

very good lol

eshamas21 · 02-10-2006, 03:08 AM

good one!

monsta · 02-26-2007, 04:22 PM

yes definitely a classic I heard this about 5+ yrs ago, funny anyhow

Josh49 · 02-26-2007, 04:25 PM

That's awesome..

///Matt · 03-01-2007, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monsta

yes definitely a classic I heard this about 5+ yrs ago, funny anyhow

It helps that this thread is a year old.

ALPINE6SPD · 03-08-2007, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ksfrogman

...and the moral of the story is: if you have to go poo, keep it to yourself.

DanMardik · 04-18-2007, 02:11 PM

E90330iS · 04-24-2007, 10:44 PM

Hahaha, there was a commercial for something like this!

01-13-2006, 06:27 PM	#1
a3ndy Banned 243 Rep 260 Posts Drives: E90 330i SE Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 330i SE [0.00]	classic joke I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you going?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up too mate?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?" I then heard the voice for the third time ....."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d1ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say."
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01-13-2006, 06:38 PM	#2
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01-28-2006, 11:03 PM	#3
AW330i Captain 86 Rep 876 Posts Drives: Alpine White 330i Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Houston, Tx iTrader: (0)	LOL __________________
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01-28-2006, 11:31 PM	#4
ksfrogman Major General 615 Rep 6,750 Posts Drives: E90 330i 6MT Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Torrance, CA iTrader: (12) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00] 2006 330i [0.00]	...and the moral of the story is: if you have to go poo, keep it to yourself. __________________
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01-29-2006, 10:09 AM	#5
BMWE90LOVER Enlisted Member 2 Rep 30 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: N.C. iTrader: (0)	thats great
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02-02-2006, 01:01 PM	#6
Enroutte Private First Class 172 Rep 160 Posts Drives: ;D Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Undecided. iTrader: (0)	lol. i love it.
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02-02-2006, 01:47 PM	#8
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02-02-2006, 02:56 PM	#9
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02-03-2006, 10:47 AM	#10
davinet78 Lieutenant Colonel 28 Rep 1,832 Posts Drives: bmw e90 320d Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: gibraltar(europe) iTrader: (0) Garage List 2005 bmw 320d E90 [0.00]	very good lol __________________ e90 320d,arktis,lumber support, hifi speaker, alarm, dakota beige, 162 18", xenon with washer spray,window chrome trimmings, professional radio, 6 cd changer wood trimmings 6 speed manual.
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02-10-2006, 03:08 AM	#11
eshamas21 First Lieutenant 37 Rep 390 Posts Drives: '06 330i Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: So. California iTrader: (0)	good one!
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02-26-2007, 04:22 PM	#12
monsta Brigadier General 224 Rep 3,588 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bergen County, NJ/Y.O, NY iTrader: (2)	yes definitely a classic I heard this about 5+ yrs ago, funny anyhow
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02-26-2007, 04:25 PM	#13
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04-24-2007, 10:44 PM	#17
E90330iS Major General 148 Rep 6,333 Posts Drives: BMW M4 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Arcadia, California iTrader: (56) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	Hahaha, there was a commercial for something like this! __________________ 2017 BMW M4 DCT Lease Transfer: https://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh...8#post23736398
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