[MisterSkiMask]

Originally Posted by abisson

I was watching Hung and the pimp was getting a manicure. Same for Barney in HIMYM. What do you guys think?

Yes, but that is the least of your problems. You are also gay for watching a show about a guy with a big cock, and I don't even know what "HIMYM" is so I will assume that it is also super gay.

[lambtron]

Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

Yes, but that is the least of your problems. You are also gay for watching a show about a guy with a big cock, and I don't even know what "HIMYM" is so I will assume that it is also super gay.

How I Met Your Mother - a fucking hilarious show.

[vioaltec]

Originally Posted by abisson

and my age has nothing to do with it. I have gay friends as well as straight friends... so what's the link with my age?

So your understanding is wrong.

Well usually children would have these kind of mindset....not grown men.

[hks786]

Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Yes, it is gay.

Men don't get mani/pedi's...just listen to how gay that sounds, let alone doing it.

Clint Eastwood looks at you all in disgust.

+100000


EPIC GAY lol. Sorry had to say it.

[MontegoGoGoGo]

Guys, guys, GUYS. Chicks look at this stuff. Really we do, and we judge you on it. Bad grooming is an automatic ACCESS DENIED.

Getting your nails done isn't gay, however you can do it yourself too.

Checklist:

Short, trimmed, clean nails. I've noticed a lot of middle eastern men have long nails, I don't know if it's cultural or what, but it's gross.

Ear/nose hair trimmed, plucked, gone. Applies mainly to older guys.

Lotion is your friend. If you work with your hands and they are dry and rough, it doesn't feel good to be on the receiving end.

UNIBROW - pluck them, or wax them, it's disgusting. How do guys not know they have one?

Chest hair is what it is, but back hair is a big turn off for most women.

Pubes, keep it neat!

Floss and keep the breath fresh.

If you have facial hair, keep up with it and keep it trimmed and edged neatly.

Please don't shave your armpits. I dated a guy once who was a "body builder" and he shaved his ENTIRE body, it was weird.

TOE NAILS, for god's sake, cut them.

If you have a white head, pop it. While doctors don't recommend it (I think) it's hard to focus on anything else when you're talking to someone.

Flip flops are cool, except when your feet get dirty and your heels are black. Yuck!

Cologne, don't use it in place of a shower.

The above are my opinion, but also the opinion of all of my friends. I don't speak for EVERY woman, but most, I'm sure.

This concludes your public service announcement.

[TK-421]

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

Guys, guys, GUYS. Chicks look at this stuff. Really we do, and we judge you on it. Bad grooming is an automatic ACCESS DENIED.

Getting your nails done isn't gay, however you can do it yourself too.

Checklist:

Short, trimmed, clean nails. I've noticed a lot of middle eastern men have long nails, I don't know if it's cultural or what, but it's gross.

Ear/nose hair trimmed, plucked, gone. Applies mainly to older guys.

Lotion is your friend. If you work with your hands and they are dry and rough, it doesn't feel good to be on the receiving end.

UNIBROW - pluck them, or wax them, it's disgusting. How do guys not know they have one?

Chest hair is what it is, but back hair is a big turn off for most women.

Pubes, keep it neat!

Floss and keep the breath fresh.

If you have facial hair, keep up with it and keep it trimmed and edged neatly.

Please don't shave your armpits. I dated a guy once who was a "body builder" and he shaved his ENTIRE body, it was weird.

TOE NAILS, for god's sake, cut them.

If you have a white head, pop it. While doctors don't recommend it (I think) it's hard to focus on anything else when you're talking to someone.

Flip flops are cool, except when your feet get dirty and your heels are black. Yuck!

Cologne, don't use it in place of a shower.

The above are my opinion, but also the opinion of all of my friends. I don't speak for EVERY woman, but most, I'm sure.

This concludes your public service announcement.

Idk why but I could've sworn you were a lesbian. If so, is this advice valid?

[Chewy734]

Short answer: yes.
Long answer: hell yes.

No one said you should be dirty... but why is it so hard to clean yourself?

[MontegoGoGoGo]

Originally Posted by TK-421

Idk why but I could've sworn you were a lesbian. If so, is this advice valid?

Yes, and yes. I dated guys when I was younger and most of my friends are straight.

[c0nstant]

Originally Posted by TK-421

I know guys who cut their own nails but still like the cock. Myth = busted

is his name doug?

[wj4]

Cologne, don't use it in place of a shower.

Some of the dudes at the gym shower in Axe thinking that it will conceal their odor. Disgusting to the 10th power.

[ghosthi32]

Originally Posted by jh valley

is his name doug?

[DougLikesBMW]

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

Guys, guys, GUYS. Chicks look at this stuff. Really we do, and we judge you on it. Bad grooming is an automatic ACCESS DENIED.

Getting your nails done isn't gay, however you can do it yourself too.

Checklist:
Lotion is your friend. If you work with your hands and they are dry and rough, it doesn't feel good to be on the receiving end.

What? Females love rugged hands.

Also I just wanted to say that all lesbians secretly know in the back of their head that dick feels better than a dildo.

Originally Posted by jh valley

is his name doug?

[ZJP]

Originally Posted by Comet

I do it
nothing gay about being clean/neat

this^

we need to stop creating these stupid gender-based boundaries that really have no purpose.

[lopealle]

Originally Posted by wj4

Some of the dudes at the gym shower in Axe thinking that it will conceal their odor. Disgusting to the 10th power.

dudes do it in iraq all the time dude

[bmwmthree]

Originally Posted by jh valley

is his name doug?

Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

[TK-421]

Originally Posted by wj4

Some of the dudes at the gym shower in Axe thinking that it will conceal their odor. Disgusting to the 10th power.

Italian Shower
Going out for a date without actually TAKING a shower, but strategically putting on DRAKKAR NOIR or some masking scent to the UMPTEENTH degree.

Yo, Paulie just took an Italian Shower



-Urban Dictionary

[shipill]

yes very gay

[karliejai]

its not that gay unless you go with ur guy friend as a hangout thing

[Gearcraft]

Originally Posted by abisson

I was watching Hung and the pimp was getting a manicure. Same for Barney in HIMYM. What do you guys think?

what i know is neil patrick harris aka barney stinson is gay in real life... s

[Comet]

Originally Posted by MrRoboto

Next time you are getting your nails buffed remember, all those 'hotties' think you're a bender.

pshh w/e
I hooked up with the girl who lasers my beard that works @ the salon.
(yes, sometimes I don't feel like shaving so I get it lasered)

salons are a perfect ice breaker.. girls don't have their guard up and you can "get to know them".
they are insanely easy to hook up with. untapped resource..
and also you feel fresh, relaxed and clean after the session

Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

No one likes cutting their own nails, it's just something that has to be done.

I can clip all of my fingernails in 2 minutes tops....for FREE.

How can you not feel like a big fucking homo having your hand on the table like that? It's a slippery slope, next thing ya know you'll be knockin' boots and your license plate will read: BRKBACK

I can cut my own hair too with a clipper for free, but I choose to go to a hairdresser...

[competition]

i dont know about manicures, but i dont think pedicures are gay

[TK-421]

Originally Posted by Comet

salons are a perfect ice breaker.. girls don't have their guard up and you can "get to know them".
they are insanely easy to hook up with. untapped resource..