| 08-18-2010, 02:42 PM | #1 |
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Blumpkin Con Queso
Similar to a normal blumpkin - a la getting blown while taking a dump- however with a very important twist... Once in the process of gettin blown, you must procure a sombrero and put it on the girl giving you head. Then push in the center of the sombrero and fill in the dent with nacho cheese, fill the brim with tostidos, then enjoy the greatest gift on God's world.
Example: Mike: Yo nick you look spent as hell, and why do you have nacho cheese all over ur face? Nick: Cuz i just got a blumpkin con queso mothafu-ka!!!! |
| 08-18-2010, 03:38 PM | #3 | |
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| 08-18-2010, 09:19 PM | #5 |
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LMAO!
Look up Cosby Sweater. |
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| 08-19-2010, 08:25 AM | #6 | |
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| 08-19-2010, 03:30 PM | #7 |
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Some of my favorite ones from urban dictionary are:
Custom shoe size Angry Pirate Wishing well The Houdini, of course. There was a guy in my O-chem class last year who would make one up every Monday morning and tell the class before the teacher came in. Dog off the leash, the upside-down spider, etc. |
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