[DLJJ3399]

John was in trouble. He forgot Valentines Day . His wife was really angry . She told him "Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds "AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning John got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

[UncleWede]

Can I copy that and put it in the card for my wife? NOT!!!!

[jonerik26]

i'd be afraid to give anything like that to my wife............she'd kill me

[SpecC]

i wonder who made that joke up
if a woman, she's a murderer
if a man, his grave is probably spit on by a lot of women

[06E90Rostik]

Oh no

[monsta]

that's f-ed up ahahhahahahaha ahh these jokes are making my sunday at work better