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An Advanced Baby
A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?", he asked. "Yes, I am," said the doctor. The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, I am," she said. "Thank for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said. He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?" "Yes, I am," his father answered. The baby motioned him close. Then, without warning, the baby poked him on the forehead with his index finger seven times saying, "I want you to know that THAT HURTS!"
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