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      12-11-2008, 07:25 PM   #67
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you are welcome. But sir, you are standing on my.... hahhaha I cant do it.
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      12-11-2008, 09:39 PM   #68
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My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
I like it! Just have to say it right and it would be a perfect opener..... Props
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      12-11-2008, 10:14 PM   #69
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my pick up line to get the ladies..."YOU SUCK D!CK!?!?"

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My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
lmao i missed this one
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      12-11-2008, 10:41 PM   #71
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Let's flip a coin..Heads I get tail, tails I get head.
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      12-12-2008, 12:13 AM   #72
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It's funny, but I do not believe that most or any of these lines would ever get used. It would be funny and please do video tape the reactions if someone gets ballsy enough to give them a shot
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It's funny, but I do not believe that most or any of these lines would ever get used. It would be funny and please do video tape the reactions if someone gets ballsy enough to give them a shot
I bet if you get some of these guys enough liquid courage they wont care what they say. Hell I've done it before, In front of 20+ people. I had this girl come up and hug me and with a very straight face I told the girl "You'll do" The look on her face was Master card Priceless lol. One of my "maybe I shouldn't have said that" moments lol
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I'm usually willing to make a complete ass of myself even when I'm sober, but booze gives me balls of steel. I have actually tried some of these lines when drunk, but it was pretty obvious that I was joking because there were a bunch of idiots a few feet behind me laughing like idiots.

The best reaction was to "Nice Shoes, Want to fuck?" Her friends gave me the death stare but she said without blinking "Sure!" with a huge grin. Clearly she was also joking around, but it did break the ice and I talked to her for quite some time actually. I was just surprised that I didn't get slapped.
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If you have mad skill like this guy, you dont even need a pick up line.

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If you have mad skill like this guy, you dont even need a pick up line.

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what the fuck were you searching for when you found that?
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what the fuck were you searching for when you found that?
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I bet if you get some of these guys enough liquid courage they wont care what they say. Hell I've done it before, In front of 20+ people. I had this girl come up and hug me and with a very straight face I told the girl "You'll do" The look on her face was Master card Priceless lol. One of my "maybe I shouldn't have said that" moments lol
My dad told me he had a friend that would approach a girl, ask her name, introduce himself, then ask if she'd like to take a shower together.

Said he would always get at least 1 in 10 girls to say yes. Wouldn't be surprised if was actually my dad and not "his friend". He's told stories to my roommate that he won't even tell me. What kind of shit is that?
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what the fuck were you searching for when you found that?
lol...i have no idea how that shit came up!
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lol...i have no idea how that shit came up!
Yeah right.....I'm sure when you google "dudes with muscles dancing" thats what you get!
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